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Rabbit Season Number 60 @NottheSideKick
Whelp, I’m bored and now I’m going to make it the internet’s problem.
[Link: Dueling Piano]
[Link: Oswald taking kneecaps with a mallet]
[Link: Porky ripping a nose ring off a Bull twice his size]
You’re welcome peasants.
Reply:
>My Foot, Your Ass @LUckyRabBIT
Ha! I forgot about that. Lol
>Donald’s Favorite @Didn’tStealTheBoatGuys
Big brother?!😨
>>MyFoot, Your Ass @LUckyRabBIt
And I oop-
>Actually Ari’s My Favorite @CaballeroOfSea&Explosions
Man, can’t believe we drawed that time.😔 Such a Same.
>Rabbit Season Number 60 @NotTheSideKick
Truly a shame😔
>Feeding Those Who Mock The Stutter To Daffy @That’sAllFolks
YOU STILL HAVE THAT?! DAFFY NO!
>Rabbit Season Number 60 @NotTheSideKick
😂 Daffy yes!~
>>Feeding Those Who Mock The Stutter To Daffy @That’sAllFolks
My reputation!
>>>MyFoot, Your Ass @LUckyRabBIt
What reputation Porky?
>>>>Feeding Those Who Mock The Stutter To Daffy @That’sAllFolks
Meet me in the parking lot of Target at 3 you sorry excuse for a rabbit
>>>>MyFoot, Your Ass @LUckyRabBIt
And I oop-
>Duck Season Number 63 Actually @EhWhat’sUpDoc
Yeah, hey- What the fuck Daffy?
>Rabbit Season Number 60 @NotTheSideKick
Gasp! Language Bugs
Actually Ari’s My Favorite @CaballeroOfSea&Explosions
All I’m gonna say is…Daffy Started it!😈
[Link: Completely bald Daffy sitting in a crockpot, drenching himself with Chicken Juice]
[Link: Oswald sitting on a struggling Mickey Mouse]
[Link: Porky bitting the Warner Bro CEO ankle]
Reply:
>Donald’s Favorite @Didn’tStealTheBoatGuys
I can’t believe you done this
>Feeding Those Who Mock The Stutter To Daffy @That’sAllFolkshy
Why…why do you two do this to me?
>Rabbit Season Number 60 @NotTheSideKick
Come on Mec, ya know we luv ya.
>>Rabbit Season Number 60 @NotTheSideKick
Hey wait a minute! Donald!
>My Foot, Your Ass @LUckyRabBIT
>Duck Season Number 63 Actually @EhWhat’sUpDoc
???
My Foot, Your Ass @LUckyRabBIT
My Turn!
[Link: Donald in a Drag Queen Contest and winning]
[Link: Daffy, also in drags, chasing a white and blue blue with a mallet]
[Link: Porky tripping over air and flipping twice then landing on his face]
Who’s next? 😏 @That’sAllFolks
Reply:
>Rabbit Season Number 60 @NotTheSideKick
@That’sAllFolks
>Actually Ari’s My Favorite @CaballeroOfSea&Explosions
@That’sAllFolks
>Duck Season Number 63 Actually @EhWhat’sUpDoc
What is going on? What is happening?
>Can You Sing All Of The Countries in 3mins @TheOldestWarner
Shh old man. Let it happen @That’sAllFolks
>>BrB Gonna Claw The Eldest Eyes Out @TheCutestWarner
Yeah old man! @That’sAllFolks
>>>You Won’t Like Me When I’m Hungry @TheMiddleWarner
*intense staring as I’m eating a baloney sandwich* @That’sAllFolks
>Porky Pig #2 Fan! @FangirlingFangirlingFangirling
I hope you don’t mind me jumping in…@That’sAllFolks
>>Rabbit Season Number 60 @NotTheSideKick
Not at all toots but say…why #2? @That’sAllFolks @ThatAll Folks
>>>Porky Pig #2 Fan @FangirlingFangirlingFangirling
My baby brother fought me for first place…
>>>>Rabbit Season Number 60 @NotTheSideKick
Aaaand he won
>>>>>Porky Pig #2 Fan @FangirlingFangirlingFangirling
And he won
Feeding Those Who Mock The Stutter To Daffy @That’sAllFolkshy
If you can’t beat them…join them🙂↕️
[Link: College Teen Donald ducking with a cackle as Mickey Mouse and Panchito Pistoles lean in to kiss his checks]
[Link: High School Teen Oswald mocking Pegleg Pete with a chicken dance]
[Link: High School Teen Daffy tripping and giving himself a wedge at the skate park]
Reply:
>Rabbit Season Number 60 @NotTheSideKick’
In the wise words of a Mouse; “I can’t believe you done this”
>Actually Ari’s My Favorite @CaballeroOfSea&Explosions
Lol
>>No I am Donald’s Favorite @CaballeroOfSun&Guns
Never have I felt such betrayal! Donald, mi amor! Tu arreglas esto con mimos y besos ademas de con peliculas!
>Donald’s Favorite @Didn’tStealTheBoatGuys
Oh man, when then they say “Keep your enemies closer” have never met Donald.
Meet me at the pit @CaballeroOfSun&Gun
>>No I am Donald’s Favorite @CaballeroOfSun&Guns
As the American say, bring it little man
>My Foot, Your Ass @LUckyRabBIT
I said what I said and I stand by it.
>Actually Ari’s My Favorite @CaballeroOfSea&Explosions
I Could Have Been Trubo?! @GetDewyOrangeLoser
Okay…who are these people and how do they know Unca Donald? Also UNCA DONALD KNOWS MICKEY MOUSE?!?!?!
>Fight Me Key Boy @MyFriendsAreMyPower
And Daffy Duck, and Porky Pig. Oh and look he knows Oswald The Lucky Rabbit. Got to give it to the old man.
>Bathe In The Blood Of My Enemies @JustCuteGirlThings
EEEKKKKK!!!!!! I HAVE TO ADD THIS TO THE BOARD OF THE AMAZING DONALD DUCK!!!
>I’m The Baby, That’s Why @SurprisinglyNotTheEvilTriplet
Forget that! Who the hell does that over grown chicken and rat think they are? Trying to kiss my Unca Donald. Bah
>Why yes I am a Boyscout @ProtactAttackThenSnack
Our Unca Louie. Hey Boyd @RealBoiFlyer, where are my daggers? Just wondering.
>AstroBoyThemeSong @RealBoiFlyer
Huey friend, no.
>Why yes I am a Boyscout @ProtactAttackThenSnack
I just want to talk is all…
>Only ‘Holes’ Gets Props @DonaldTaughtMeTheSuckerPunch
Go for the throat. Main artery.
>Evil In Yellow @SunShowerUncleDon
No the heel. You’re tiny. They won’t be able to catch you.
>Good In Orange @GonnaFightTheBlueOneUncleDon
Not if he gets a running start sis.
>just Done in purple @ExplosionsUncleDon
Girls no! He has to go for the surprise attack just like how Tio Jose taught us.
>She Stole My Tag Line! DAD! @KeybladeOfTheSky
She’s right you know.
>Calling Donald? Really Sora @KeybladeOfTheLand
Oh but what kind? From the top would work. No one looks up
>10 bucks on Lena @AFlowerKeybladeReally
That’s it @CallaberoOfSea&Explosions Dad! The kids are at it again!
>I am in Misery @YesI’mThatGoofBoi
Snitch! *smashes 40 to the grown* Scatter!
Actually Ari’s My Favorite @CaballeroOfSea&Explosions
[retweet: I Could Have Been Trubo?! @GetDewyOrangeLoser
Okay…who are these people and how do they know Unca Donald? Also UNCA DONALD KNOWS MICKEY MOUSE?!?!?!]
Look at what you started @NotTheSideKick
Reply:
>Rabbit Season Number 60 @NotTheSideKick
Chu welcome Mec
>Ah Bahia, Con Os Meus Amores @CaballeroOfWind&BlackMagic
Now I be having the blackmail 😈🤣
>No I am Donald’s Favorite @CaballeroOfSun&Guns
I can’t believe you done this😨