Bruce can be a good Dad (Count the ways)
The members of the Batfam are quirky, maybe a little nuts, but not broken. (Also: cursing is not necessary to tell a hood story)
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Day 1 Prompt: wearing each other's clothes
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- Part 1 of Flufftober 2022
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The family has a mystery to solve - where the hell is Alfred?
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Clark and Diana ask Bruce a series of questions about his Robins. Apparently, the Teen Titans were conducting a survey about how well people knew their Robins. Diana even said there were prizes.
Pure fluff and humor.
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All That Glitters is Not Gold (Sometimes it's Pink) by Rierse
Fandoms: Maribat - Fandom, DCU, Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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There's a French exchange student at Gotham Academy. But she has no bearing on Damian's life whatsoever. Until she does.
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At nearly fifty, Bruce Wayne remains perfectly capable of looking after himself. Alfred Pennyworth has seen no evidence of this.
Bookmarked by Hunter_Silvering
02 Sep 2026
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The Kids are Fine by SherlockonOpium, Fandoms:Batman - All Media Types
At nearly fifty, Bruce Wayne remains perfectly capable of looking after himself. Alfred Pennyworth has seen no evidence of this.
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The Mysterious Menace of Competent Maintenance by JoeyT12
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
16 Jul 2026
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The first time Danny saw Batman, he was elbow-deep inside a broken laundromat dryer.
This was not how he had imagined meeting Batman.
Not that Danny had spent a great deal of time imagining it. He had been in Gotham for exactly nine days, and most of those days had been occupied by more immediate concerns, such as finding food, avoiding police officers, figuring out which gargoyles were decorative and which ones had cameras hidden in their mouths, and trying not to sleep anywhere that smelled strongly of chemicals.
Gotham had a surprising number of places that smelled strongly of chemicals.
It also had Batman.
Everyone knew Gotham had Batman. Danny had known that before he arrived. Batman was one of those facts people carried around without really thinking about it, like Antarctica being cold or school cafeterias serving pizza that technically qualified as an object but not necessarily as food.
Batman lived in Gotham.
Batman punched criminals.
Batman brooded.
Batman had probably never once in his life been elbow-deep in a broken laundromat dryer.
Danny was beginning to suspect this was a serious oversight in Batman’s education.
Bookmarked by Hunter_Silvering
21 Jul 2026
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The Mysterious Menace of Competent Maintenance by JoeyT12, Fandoms:Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
The first time Danny saw Batman, he was elbow-deep inside a broken laundromat dryer.
This was not how he had imagined meeting Batman.
Not that Danny had spent a great deal of time imagining it. He had been in Gotham for exactly nine days, and most of those days had been occupied by more immediate concerns, such as finding food, avoiding police officers, figuring out which gargoyles were decorative and which ones had cameras hidden in their mouths, and trying not to sleep anywhere that smelled strongly of chemicals.
Gotham had a surprising number of places that smelled strongly of chemicals.
It also had Batman.
Everyone knew Gotham had Batman. Danny had known that before he arrived. Batman was one of those facts people carried around without really thinking about it, like Antarctica being cold or school cafeterias serving pizza that technically qualified as an object but not necessarily as food.
Batman lived in Gotham.
Batman punched criminals.
Batman brooded.
Batman had probably never once in his life been elbow-deep in a broken laundromat dryer.
Danny was beginning to suspect this was a serious oversight in Batman’s education.
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Preventive rescue by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022)
22 Oct 2024
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" Darling, do you remember our wedding vows?" Selina asked him, walking into his study with her arms behind her back.
Bruce closed his eyes, and prayed to any higher being to give him the strength to face whatever Selina was now about to throw in his way.
He gave her a long, painful look, “What did you steal this time? Who should I call?”
“Your lawyers,” she replied, popping a kid, barely younger than Jason, from behind her, looking just as confused as he did. “We're about to adopt another one.”
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Bookmarked by Hunter_Silvering
22 Jun 2026
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Preventive rescue by Speechless_since_1998, Fandoms:Batman - All Media Types
" Darling, do you remember our wedding vows?" Selina asked him, walking into his study with her arms behind her back.
Bruce closed his eyes, and prayed to any higher being to give him the strength to face whatever Selina was now about to throw in his way.
He gave her a long, painful look, “What did you steal this time? Who should I call?”
“Your lawyers,” she replied, popping a kid, barely younger than Jason, from behind her, looking just as confused as he did. “We're about to adopt another one.”
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Around the Carousel by DawnsEternalLight
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics)
15 Jun 2021
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Bruce and Damian go undercover at a school fair. They're supposed to be investigating, instead they stop to enjoy themselves.
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01 Jun 2026
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Around the Carousel by DawnsEternalLight, Fandoms:Batman (Comics)
Bruce and Damian go undercover at a school fair. They're supposed to be investigating, instead they stop to enjoy themselves.