Bruce can be a good Dad (Count the ways)
The members of the Batfam are quirky, maybe a little nuts, but not broken. (Also: cursing is not necessary to tell a hood story)
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Day 1 Prompt: wearing each other's clothes
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- Part 1 of Flufftober 2022
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The family has a mystery to solve - where the hell is Alfred?
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Clark and Diana ask Bruce a series of questions about his Robins. Apparently, the Teen Titans were conducting a survey about how well people knew their Robins. Diana even said there were prizes.
Pure fluff and humor.
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The Mysterious Menace of Competent Maintenance by JoeyT12
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
16 Jul 2026
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The first time Danny saw Batman, he was elbow-deep inside a broken laundromat dryer.
This was not how he had imagined meeting Batman.
Not that Danny had spent a great deal of time imagining it. He had been in Gotham for exactly nine days, and most of those days had been occupied by more immediate concerns, such as finding food, avoiding police officers, figuring out which gargoyles were decorative and which ones had cameras hidden in their mouths, and trying not to sleep anywhere that smelled strongly of chemicals.
Gotham had a surprising number of places that smelled strongly of chemicals.
It also had Batman.
Everyone knew Gotham had Batman. Danny had known that before he arrived. Batman was one of those facts people carried around without really thinking about it, like Antarctica being cold or school cafeterias serving pizza that technically qualified as an object but not necessarily as food.
Batman lived in Gotham.
Batman punched criminals.
Batman brooded.
Batman had probably never once in his life been elbow-deep in a broken laundromat dryer.
Danny was beginning to suspect this was a serious oversight in Batman’s education.
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“Okay.” Tim raised his hands in surrender. “Okay, so I probably shouldn’t have pointed out how many times I’ve been left on my own for longer than this before. I still feel like you’re maybe overcompensating a little here.”
(Part of a series, but easily stands alone.)
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- Part 12 of Displacement
Bookmarked by Hunter_Silvering
11 Mar 2026
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Goblins by Imbecamiel, Batman
“Okay.” Tim raised his hands in surrender. “Okay, so I probably shouldn’t have pointed out how many times I’ve been left on my own for longer than this before. I still feel like you’re maybe overcompensating a little here.”
(Part of a series, but easily stands alone.)- I've bookmarked the parts of the series I like - most of the rest have cursing.
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Stephanie wasn’t scared of Hood—Jason. Obviously.
She was…
Well.
She didn’t intimidate easily. If she did, Batman’s black disapproval would’ve been enough to put her off cape work long before now.
(Part of a series, but can be easily read as a standalone oneshot.)
For Whumptober Day 20: "That's new." and Symptomatic.
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- Part 6 of Displacement
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10 Mar 2026
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Integration by Imbecamiel, Batman
Stephanie wasn’t scared of Hood—Jason. Obviously.She was…
Well.
She didn’t intimidate easily. If she did, Batman’s black disapproval would’ve been enough to put her off cape work long before now.
(Part of a series, but can be easily read as a standalone oneshot.)- I've bookmarked the parts of the series I like - most of the rest have cursing.
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It began as someone’s idea of a joke.
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10 Jun 2025
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WWTAD by lurkinglurkerwholurks. It began as someone’s idea of a joke. What Would Tiny Alfred Do?
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Tim decides that his heroes have some… issues. Tim can fix that.
Step one: Become a supervillain.
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17 Mar 2025
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The Gamemaster by White_bread_with_a_wig
Tim decides that his heroes have some… issues. Tim can fix that.Step one: Become a supervillain.
