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After the Second Coming fails to bring about the end of the world, Aziraphale and Crowley are abruptly dumped back on Earth with no miracles, no instructions, and far too much unresolved tension. Also, apparently, a lifespan.
What follows is twenty-four hours of disastrous flirting, horny panic, bad decision-making, and the increasingly undeniable realization that they’re finally allowed to have each other. If they could just figure out how to talk like actual adults — and perhaps come up with a plan before everything becomes catastrophically emotional — this would probably be easy.
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Can You Feel the Love Tonight? by snae_b
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jul 2021
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A bench. A handshake. Lingering fingers. A little shiver and an angel and a demon are returned to their proper bodies.
And that’s about where all hell broke loose. Metaphorically speaking, that is. Hell has, of course, been loose for quite some time."You don't, you know. Have any... after effects? From the swapping thing?"
"What kind of after effects?"
"Just, you know…” Uncontrollable horniness? An erection you should probably consult a doctor about? “…feelings?"Crowley has some residual effects from his body swap with Aziraphale. Some very distracting residual effects.
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To Come Undone by blewoutthestars
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Nov 2023
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There was one major drawback to life in the Bentley, however, and that was privacy. Living in a space with windows on every side would have been bad enough but the Bentley was, for lack of a more polite term, a bit of an attention whore. Crowley could feel her preening whenever tourists flocked to admire her and, no matter how many times he miracled the windows tinted, they somehow always found their way back to being normal and perfectly transparent a matter of minutes later.
As a direct consequence, Crowley had been living in his car for four months and hadn’t got off once. He was, to put it delicately, a pinch frustrated.
To put it indelicately, he was horny as fuck.
As it turns out, Aziraphale - and the tourists of London - are just really good at getting in the way of Crowley having a wank.
(Set post-season-1.)
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“Good heavens,” Aziraphale tuts. “Carnal temptations and a vulgar mouth. Whatever will I do with you, my dear?”
Crowley’s mouth opens, but no words come forth. “Absolutely anything you like,” he rasps at length, blinking up at Aziraphale in a wonderstruck sort of way.
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Experiments in Kissing by anna_sun
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2025
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“I must have heard you wrong just now,” Crowley drawls, very carefully. “Say that again?”
“Would you like to try kissing?” Aziraphale repeats, in the same shockingly casual tone, looking unbothered and unworried. “With me, of course. If somehow that wasn’t clear.”
Crowley laughs. It’s short and panicked, but it’s nevertheless an outburst of laughter.
“What makes you think I haven’t done it before?”