Smutty Humor and Humorous Smut
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In which Aziraphale and Crowley receive a special delivery, and proceed to make good use of it.
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Madame Tracy got stuck in the veil by 0ldstoneface
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Feb 2026
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He gaped at her, then frowned and subtly took a defensive stance.
"What on earth are you?"
"Don't you recognise me?"
As it was the middle of the night, the shop was barely lit, and the angel was so startled that he had hardly taken a look at his surprise guest... until now. The blond hair didn't ring any bells, but the flashy clothes, the heavy make-up, the high-pitched voice...
"Madame Tracy?" he breathed in surprise.
"You can call me Marjorie, love. I'm not here for work."
"Why—why are you here? And why are you..." He had just noticed that she was slightly translucent and couldn't find how to put it in a polite way. He vaguely gestured toward her.
"Oh. I'm fairly certain I'm dead," she said simply..................................................................................
Madame Tracy is dead and she’s taking it well, as she lived a full life and her knees don’t hurt anymore. But she’s stuck on earth as a ghost and that’s definitely Aziraphale’s fault. So he can either confess his feelings to Crowley or get extremely haunted for the rest of his eternal existence.
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What's In A Name by Kalimyre
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jul 2021
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Prompt fill: Aziraphale calls Crowley pet names inspired by food.
Aziraphale wants to find a new term of endearment to call Crowley now that they can be openly together and keeps trying different ones - they're all terribly cute, fluffy, and based on food. Crowley can't deal. (Until he can.)
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A Complete Beginner’s Guide To Understanding Human Sexual Behaviour by Anti_kate
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Mar 2020
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“You can’t do it with humans, because of the Nephilim thing, right? And... you can’t do it with another angel, because they’re a bunch of feather-brained twits–“ at that Aziraphale looked as if he was about to argue, but Crawly kept talking, rapidly, “–which really only leaves demons, and I’m the only one you’ve got handy.”
Aziraphale has a presentation, and Crawly helps him with his research.
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Different Aziraphales from across history converge in Crowley's flat one evening. Crowley is responsible for them appearing, but only just.