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Courting Her Home by Solaria_Flare
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
22 Jun 2023
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Eloise was at best, furious with her, at worst, no longer her friend. Colin had promised to look out for her, told her she was special to him, then not 15 minutes later was amongst his friends deriding her in a fashion Cressida Cowper would have cackled at. Her mother had worked with her late father’s successor to scam the Ton out of God only knew how much money, whilst gambling with her sister’s reputation by engaging her to said criminal.
The chips have fallen where they may and now Penelope must put things in motion. This was not one of her favorite plans but it served its purpose and aided with a big non-Whistledown problem.
Secrets have hurt her family and hopefully she can clear the air.
Series
- Part 2 of Penelope Featherington & The Bridgertons
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The Missing Piece by Fire_Lily89
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
06 Dec 2022
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Colin had been traveling the world ever since he dropped out of university after finding his girlfriend with another guy. He had left the heartbreak behind and lived a life most people could only dream of. Yet, he felt like he was missing something... He had been looking for his purpose for over a decade now but maybe it was closer to home than he had thought. Maybe it was finally time to settle down...
Penelope had been in love with her best friend's brother from the second they had met. But it was hopeless... He would never see her that way. He had said so himself. Twice. At twenty-eight and with a major book deal under her belt, it was finally time to get over him and move on with her life...
Luckily, there was a new dating app for writers to pen their own happy ever after. The Lord & Lady Whistledown app did not allow for profile pictures or any identifiable data beyond name and location, encouraging its users to form deeper connections without getting distracted by superficialities. Maybe this was exactly what Colin and Penelope were looking for. Will they finally find the piece that had been missing in their lives?
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The Modiste's Guide To Spinsterhood by tweetysrcclt9 for Vilindeer, Stillpink, Lady Ticklebotham (LadyTicklebotham), NinaFlor, tuesdaysrose, LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
24 Oct 2022
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Madam Delacroix is a successful businesswoman who plans to return the favor to her business partner, Lady Whistledown.
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The one in which Penelope Featherington, under Madam Delacroix's tutelage, learns about life as a spinster.
Recent bookmarks
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Because Of A Cat by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
04 May 2026
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When Colin overhears Eloise talking about a certain Mr. Clawson who has been visiting their dear friend Penelope unchaperoned, he is determined to set the scoundrel straight and defend her honor.
The issue is, Mr. Clawson is an orange tabby cat.
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Beneath Perfection by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn, Tremors (Movies 1990-2020)
19 Mar 2026
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Colin and Benedict have lived in Perfection for the last five years, determined to show Anthony they are capable of living without the trappings of London high society.
Then, the very day they decide enough is enough, strange happenings ruin their attempt to flee. People are turning up dead, no one knows what’s going on, and suddenly it’s less about escaping Perfection and more about surviving it.
OR: What if the 1990 cinematic masterpiece Tremors, but Bridgerton?
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Colin discovers his mother has agreed to let Penelope clean the pool at Aubrey Hall for some extra pocket money the summer before her first term at uni.
He can be perfectly normal about this. He’s not a horny disaster about it. Nope, not one bit.
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Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
18 Aug 2026
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“Jesus, that was a close one,” Penelope half-whispers, laughing and tugging at her dress to make sure it’s all where it’s supposed to be. “I almost crushed you!”
Colin laughs in agreement, but he thinks it would have felt somewhere between heavenly and phenomenal if she’d fallen on his lap. He thinks her tits pressed under his chin would have been perfectly fine--lovely, in fact. He thinks it’s criminal that he can’t currently recall what her skin feels like, just what the warmth of her felt like through several layers of cotton.
He thinks he would have opened his eyes to find her already looking at him like he was the most interesting man in the world. He thinks he probably would have done something objectively crazy and kissed her if she’d fallen on his lap.
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5 times Colin and Penelope touch innocently, and 1 time it's not innocent at all.
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“I’m sorry,” he tested, pleased when she seemed to deflate a little in relief. “I don’t mean to upset you, Pen. It’s just—well, I feel very…it makes me a little crazy to see you with anybody else.”
To Colin’s astonishment, fear didn’t come flooding back into her eyes at his admission. In fact, her eyes seemed to go a touch hazy, the last of her frown melting away as she looked all over his face, her gaze lingering for a few seconds on his mouth.
“I’ve never made a guy crazy before,” she murmured, still staring at his mouth.
Colin’s belly began fluttering and clenching, a nervous energy suddenly ricocheting all over his insides—she liked the fact she made him crazy. She liked that he was a little surly and snarly and mean. What’s more—she liked that she was the cause of it.
“You make me crazy, Pen,” he whispered, dragging his eyes to her mouth. “Don’t make me hurt anybody else when all I want is you.”