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!InternFrancesca x !BossMichaela
Michaela Stirling can't quite work out who let someone as catastrophically disaster-prone as Francesca Bridgerton into her firm. Oh wait...she did. At the time it was her way of fulfilling a favour for her old friend, Colin Bridgerton. Because what's a little nepotism if it's only for a few weeks, right? Well Michaela's not so sure anymore that she's gonna be able to get through the summer without firing Miss Bridgerton herself.
Meanwhile, the anonymous texter Michaela has been looking forward to hearing from every evening is dry, funny, and surprisingly honest. Nothing like her pathetic excuse of an intern at all. Miss anonymous has got Michaela thinking that maybe all alphas aren't so bad. Well...this one, at least.---
Francesca's new boss may hate her, but she's always liked her women a little mean. It's probably why she's so drawn to the stranger on the phone with her sharp tongue and wit that still hadn't blocked her even after she'd sent her a dick pic in their first message courtesy of Colin's terrible advice. Also because she's an idiot.
Or, Francesca trying very hard not to think about sinking her cock into her boss' tight grippy plump omegan pu—
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To the millions who adore you across Japan, you are an untouchable goddess; a record-breaking AV star with over 300 films, luxury endorsements and a legendary, virgin-tight physique that drives men out of their minds. Off camera, you are a polite, soft-spoken angel. Few know your secret; your career isn't driven by vanity but by an insatiable libido that no standard means can satisfy. To you, being filled by co-stars is simply a necessary physical relief.
When stalkers and envious rivals threaten your safety, your agency hires Jujutsu Security Sol'ns for round-the-clock protection. Enter Megumi—a stoic bodyguard assigned to guard you 24/7. Megumi vows to keep an ironclad professional boundary, ignoring the teasing from his peers while going through encounters that test his sanity.
As he observes your sweet, grounded nature, his restraint transforms into a fierce, possessive devotion. When your overwhelming drive reaches an unbearable peak, you bypass casual fixes and turn directly to the quiet man near you—begging him to be the one to fill the void.
Can a cold-hearted bodyguard keep his hands off the nation's dream woman, or will he surrender to his long-suppressed desire to claim you completely?
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Okay, now who decided to give sleep deprived superheroes a group chat?
Me, I guess!
Just a chatfic where the heroes go fucking crazy in the method of texting.
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The Perseus and the not-so-noble journey to slay Medusa by V194
Fandoms: Dr. STONE (Anime & Manga)
23 Sep 2026
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“Are these rules… the result of actual incidents?” Xeno asked, skimming the rest of the list with raised eyebrows.
Ukyo sighed deeply, channeling the full energy of a completely exhausted babysitter. He accepted a few months ago may as well be parenting an entire kingdom of feral teenagers and young adults. Extremely smart teenagers that were unwilling to allow sacrifices, which endeared him to them greatly, but teenagers nonetheless. Somehow, Suika, a literal child, was more mature than many of them.
He tried to muster up a smile, really put all his limited energy into the attempt, before giving up and dropping his head into his hands.
“Yes,” he mumbled.
When he looked back up he found an unexpected sight.
Xeno, who had been remarkably relaxed with the whole getting kidnapped thing, almost looked scared.
Or,
Ukyo writes a list of rules in an attempt to keep a semblance of order on their trips to North America and across South America.
Key word being tries.
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"Quantum mechanics is a serious matter, not a creative writing exercise." Her cold, sharp voice cut through the air like a knife. "It is the mathematical description of reality at its most unforgiving level," she said, walking around the hall and staring at her students. Intimidated, everyone averted their eyes. "Half of you will drop this class before mid-term. The other half will spend the rest of the semester wondering why you didn't."
Sitting in the first row, Mitya was frozen. The pen in his hand hovered over a blank page in his open notebook. He stared nervously at the terrifying woman.
Archons, no, he thought. Blood drained from his face as she paced around the place calmly explaining the rules of her classroom. From all professors he could have in this class, it had to be her.
Dr. Ronova Tuonetar, the woman who had co-authored the textbook sitting comfortably inside his backpack.
Dr. Ronova Tuonetar, the cold genius every student in the department feared.
Dr. Ronova Tuonetar, Mitya's mother-in-law who hated his guts with the energy of gamma-ray bursts.
I'm going to die. Alyosha, please take care of our son.
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AH THIS WAS SO CUTE I LOVE THEM
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La glamorosa vida de la cantante Astra Yao; encargada de alegrar los corazones de todos en Nueva Eridú, es protegida por su fiel guardaespalda: Evelyn Chevalier. Sin embargo, ambas deben proteger algo incluso más importante: su familia secreta.
Wise, el gerente del Random Play, tuvo una relación romántica con la excentrica artista de Odeón. No conforme con eso, su guardaespaldas despertó un amor prohibido por él.
¿Cuál fue el resultado? Dos hermosas niñas, que al ser consecuencia de una complicada relación familiar, deben ser ocultadas de la sociedad y educadas casi enteramente por su padre y su hermana. a la par que se viaja y regresa al pasado y presente para entender donde estamos y de donde venimos.
¿Qué problemas enfrentara esta familia? ¿Wise será un padre ejemplar para sus dos hijas, que son las vivas imagenes de sus madres? ¿Habrá escenas x? de esta última te adelanto que no... por ahora... no esta en mis planes... pero como te vas a divertir (o sufrir) en el camino eso nadie te lo quita.
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Tobio Kageyama's world is simple: volleyball, yogurt drinks, and pork curry with an egg on top. Friendship? Romance? Those things have never really crossed his mind.
But after one embarrassing incident leaves Kei Tsukishima holding a secret over his head, Tobio suddenly finds himself stuck spending more time with the person he argues with the most. From awkward lunch breaks and late-night study sessions to confusing feelings he can't quite understand, Tobio slowly begins experiencing things he never paid attention to before.
Because volleyball isn't the only thing making his heart race anymore. Somewhere between bickering, tutoring, and stolen moments, Tobio Kageyama might be getting his first taste of love.
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Maybe Minho just discovered something new about himself.
A piss kink, probably.
It could be something he and Jisung explore together.
As best friends.
Best friends explore things, right?
Dude bros discover stuff together all the time. They probably watch porn and go, “Oh, small tits are so hot,” and then grab each other’s chests. Totally normal. Completely heterosexual behavior.
The real problem is bringing it up.
It’s not like he can just say, Hey, remember how you pissed yourself last weekend? I think I might be into that. Also, did you maybe enjoy it too?
Or: Minho makes Jisung laugh so hard he accidentally pees himself. They both agree to never speak of it again, but for some reason Minho can’t get it out of his head… and keeps finding ways to casually bring it up, just to test the waters. (literally)
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and I think I’d miss you, even if we’d never met by mostardentlyy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander refuses to show up to Rose Landry’s wedding alone after having his heart broken by the man-of-honour.
Enter Ilya Rozanov, charming date-for-hire and possibly the hottest man Shane has ever seen. Shane needs him to play the perfect boyfriend for just one weekend.
Trouble is, Ilya may be a little too good at the job.
or: Ilya is worth every cent but won’t accept any money and Shane is about to become the biggest cliché of all time (who falls for the guy they hired to be their boyfriend?).
Client!Shane 💸 Escort!Ilya
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Blaise has never wanted anything in his life. He doesn’t have a goal, a dream, or anything like that. He simply wants to get through this life as smoothly as possible, with no obstacles getting in his way.
It’s a shame that he starts falling in love with the one person who has stopped loving him back.Series
- Part 2 of Vampire Blaise AU
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After she accidentally trips into Adrien and apologizes about "falling for him," Marinette learns that he's no match for cheesy pick-up lines--whether they were unintended or not. And while she finds it flattering that he turns into a flustered mess with only a few words, Marinette comes to regret making him uncomfortable. That is, until she learns he's Chat Noir. At which point the phrase "just deserts" becomes a permanent fixture in her everyday plans.
A story in which Adrien is flustered, Marinette is smooth as glass at dropping lines, and Chat Noir gets the romance he was always asking for--even if he doesn't quite know how to handle it.
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The Sea's Little Star by J0j046
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
11 Sep 2026
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While on a trip in Montauk, Sally is killed protecting Percy from a monster. Three year old Percy witnessing this lets out an immense divine storm burning up his mortality and ascending into a godling. Poseidon who arrived moments too late realizes his once demigod son whom he could previously not be around is now a godling and alone. He immediately whisks Percy away before anyone notices to raise him in Atlantis.
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Ch 17
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Percy foi com Hermes para o acampamento para dar ao Dio uma pulseira
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Part 1: Borrowed Blood
Four best friends were pulled into the pages of Harry Potter, with no warning and no way back. They know exactly what's coming, a single night in a graveyard that changes everything. They have one chance to stop it. That's all they get.Part 2: --ar--d S-c--ts
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Marinette notices that, sometimes, Adrien acts a little out of the ordinary--like the time he stood in a cardboard box for no reason, or when he actually hissed at Nino. It's only when she starts to notice the similarities between Adrien and a certain feline that she begins to get suspicious.
Basically, Adrien acts like a cat when he probably shouldn't.
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The Forge by Asteroid_Duck (JustThatOneGirl1815)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
22 Sep 2026
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Obi-Wan attempts to draft his report to the High Council about his findings on the flight back to Coruscant, but he doesn’t get much further past “barefoot Mandalorian rocks Count Dooku’s shit” before he realizes that there’s no way to put into words the experience he’s just gone through.
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In a world where he's not the Boy Who Lived, Harry struggles through a myriad of obstacles in an attempt to protect the people he treasures.
First person POV. 5th year and beyond. No bashing.
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Titan's Dreams by Fadedforfiction
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game)
23 Aug 2026
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Alternative Rook Solas ship
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sukugo AUs that feed my soul by dnicobride
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 Sep 2026
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After barely winning a basketball game, the basketball and light music clubs team up to fluster Jamil and Kalim with the misconception that they're dating.
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Umino Iruka changes the Genin Teams last minute after finding some of the matches unsatisfactory. This leads to the formation of Team 10, otherwise known as Team-Introvert; starring Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Hinata, Nara Shikamaru, and Hatake Kakashi.
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