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what a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you by nobodypeople
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
10 Aug 2026
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MJ is caught on a giant spiderweb, comfortably holding on to the threads, God knows how many feet above the ground. She doesn’t look down, doesn’t even feel the urge to. The city lights are beautiful from here.
“Pretty, right?” Peter says as he crawls to her.
MJ looks at him, eyeing the couple of cuts and bruises on his face. “Yeah, pretty.”
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- Part 2 of come on, come on, come on
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The problem is – and it’s not even really a problem, Shouyou’s just a glutton – he misses it all too much when he goes home.
The bickering, the physical contact that could either be a jubilant hug or violent wrestle depending on the day and mood. The mind reading, the easy comfort of being exactly yourself. Shouyou never has any worries when he’s with Kageyama – they’re either soothed away or beaten out of him and never knowing quite which method he’ll get is an adrenaline rush.
And Shouyou is a junkie.
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In which Hinata just can't get enough of Kageyama.
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- Part 27 of One Hundred and Seventy-Two Centimetres
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before & after by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Aug 2026
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[A video starts with the script 'My husband BEFORE & AFTER seeing me- A study by Ilya Hollander.' Shortly after the words disappear, Shane Hollander rounds a corner pulling a carry-on suitcase behind him as he walks out of an airport security post. His face is serious, his mouth in a thin line as he looks around, his eyes searching the crowd. When they land on Ilya Rozanov, his entire face softens, and he smiles, his pace picking up as he now walks determinedly towards his husband. When he reaches Ilya, he leans up to kiss him.]
Shane: Sorry, they had to re-scan my bag. I thought for sure they'd found the dild—
[He breaks off, noticing Ilya's phone pointing at him for the first time as he narrows his eyes at Ilya, but his smile doesn't change.]
Shane: Are you recording me?
Ilya: Yes.
[Shane rolls his eyes, but doesn't protest, wrapping an arm around Ilya's waist as they begin to walk.]
Shane: Come on. There's only two hours til our flight leaves, and I want to make sure we get a good seat at the gate.
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Erling smiled — although it felt like a grimace—and excused himself to the bathroom, where he locked himself in a stall and pressed his forehead to the cool metal door, breathing hard. The scent patches on his neck felt useless, flimsy barriers against the onslaught of Jude's scent still lingering in his nose. He'd never reacted like this. Not to any omega, not ever. He'd bedded a few, casually, always with the patches firmly in place and his instincts on a tight leash. It had never been a problem.
He'd never wanted like this.
But Jude was a pup. Seventeen years old, fresh-faced and eager. Erling was twenty already, a fully mature alpha at the peak of his physical prime, and the thought of his own instincts—of the things his alpha wanted to do to that bright eyed teenager—made him feel sick with shame.
He changed his patches that afternoon, pressing fresh ones over his glands with more force than necessary.
It didn't help
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- Part 2 of N's Haalingham fics! :D
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What's Next for Shane Hollander? by heartwillficagain
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Aug 2026
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Everyone always thought that Shane Hollander was boring. Turns out, when he's got no hockey career to lose, the media trained filter comes off, and he turns into a fan-favorite commentator - he's brutal, funny and knows every stat in MLH history.
AU where Shane and Ilya never got together and have been rivals the whole time. It's 2017 and Shane's injury during the Metros v Raiders game ends his career. So, the question is, what's next?
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over and under (easy for me) by vanillatunamelt
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Aug 2026
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God only knows why he thinks it's appropriate to send what can only be considered borderline nudes to Shane, who is straight and in a committed relationship. Shane, again, tries to talk to Jessica about it, but she assures him that it's no big deal, plus, since they're gonna fuck this week, Shane might as well get comfortable looking at him.
A small part of him takes it as permission. A larger part takes offense. Because why do Ilya's pictures, literally any of them, incite more reaction in Shane's body than any nudes he's gotten from a girl?
Or: Shane's girlfriend wants to watch him get fucked by a man to spice up their relationship. Enter Ilya Rozanov.
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That One Summer that Was Way Too F—ing Hot by fuzzy_duskling
Fandoms: Countdown to Countdown (Webcomic)
06 Aug 2026
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Once upon a time in Goose Lake Valley, there was a summer where the air conditioner broke a grand total of three times, which was perhaps the best and worst thing to have happened to the roommates living in the RV on the hill.
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Based on the “Heat Wave” bath tub art
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you'll be under my wheels [RUS VER] by minhosleftankle
Fandoms: The Maze Runner (Movies), The Maze Runner - All Media Types, Need for Speed (Video Games)
01 Aug 2026
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Томас готов на всё, чтобы стать первым в Черном Списке и вернуть свою тачку. Даже если цена вопроса — смена ориентации.
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Thomas is willing to do anything to be first on the Blacklist and get his car back. Even if the price is a change of sexuality. -
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Koi no yokan (恋の予感) is a Japanese phrase that translates to "premonition of love". It describes the quiet, sudden knowledge - upon meeting someone - that the two of you are destined to fall in love.
A collection of one-shots that I'm writing, because Heated Rivalry has taken over my brain. These are going to span lots of tropes, AUs, etc. because I just write what I like.
Episode 1: College/University AU with a breaking-up & making up focus (some angst with a happy ending).
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- Part 1 of Koi No Yokan
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Red Camellias Are Better Than Red Tulips by PixelX3
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Jul 2026
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Chuuya's popular at school, widely liked, and Dazai's everything but. People avoid him, fear him, and so do Chuuya's friends – The Sheep, a group of kids he accidentally became the leader of. After one nasty encounter, Chuuya goes to confront Dazai, and only after already beating him up he reluctantly realizes he's not as bad as the rumors paint him.
It's been a year since, and they're not friends, going off Chuuya's claims, but they share a line of connection. The Sheep is not happy about that. Arguments erupt, trust breaks, Chuuya considers murder numerous times, and kids jump off fences – not exactly in that order.
Then, one day Dazai stops coming to school. Later, Chuuya finds out he committed suicide. Weeks pass and just as he starts accepting the new reality he goes back in time a week before Dazai's death. He's left mourning Dazai while seeing and talking to him at school every day, trying to compromise their relationship with The Sheep, and dealing with his own unresolved feelings all at once.
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Or: Dazai successfully commited suicide, Chuuya went back in time, and now is on a seven days long mission to make sure it doesn't happen again.
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my love, my life by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Jun 2026
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Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.
“And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."
Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.
In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.
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- Part 2 of Outsider POVs
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Gut ist die Hölle, doch das Leben auch by GrandBother
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
01 Jun 2026
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"If one possessing the power of the Nine Titans dies without passing it on, the power is inherited by a baby yet to be born by a Subject of Ymir."
- Eren Yeager (Episode 58: "Attack Titan" - Chapter 88: "The Attack Continues")A brief exploration of this Titan Lore, with headcanons and a healthy dose of wistful thinking. In which Eren was born a Titan, Historia was born a Titan, and Grisha Yeager fancied himself the great plotter of world peace.
What if there are more ways toward victory than Eren plunging headfirst into hell?
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traffic light candy by bombshells
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
27 May 2026
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Shane’s uncle arrives from Japan for Shane and Ilya's wedding, which becomes complicated in ways Ilya does not expect.
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- Part 1 of hollanov wedding fics
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Autocomplete by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 May 2026
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[Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit on director’s chairs in a white sound studio. They are both wearing Ottawa Centaurs jerseys, and Ilya smiles warmly at Shane as a makeup artist places a small bit of powder across his cheeks while a producer hands them both a practice board.]
Shane: So, these are just internet searches people do of us?
Producer: Yes! The most popular ones, and you just answer or comment on them. There’s one board for you, one for Ilya, and then one of the two of you combined.
Shane: Sounds harmless enough.
Ilya: You do not spend much time on the internet if you think this sounds harmless.
Producer: Would you like to practice taking the tape off?
[They both nod, and she hands each of them a board. Shane politely and carefully rips off the top piece of tape, focusing on pulling it straight off without ripping it. During the time it takes Shane to take off one piece, Ilya rips off four, crumpling up the tape and throwing it in the air like confetti. A piece hits Shane’s head, and he looks at his husband, slightly startled, while Ilya beams back happily.]
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Post long game, their wired auto complete interview
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Later, Hermione had to admit she really liked the way Malfoy’s biceps flexed as he held Rose on one hip and dried dishes with his other hand.
She bit her lip when he flicked his wand and all the dishes were sent neatly into the cupboard.
So he could multitask. That didn’t make him Merlin.
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When Hermione's deadbeat husband tells her the least she can do is hire a hot nanny, she does exactly that.
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Exceptional Daddy Material by Dizzle00
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Commuting back and forth between Boston and Montreal is boring, flight delays are even worse. Even MORE boring are the amount of dick pics on a certain app as Ilya's looking for some entertainment. But then there is Shane, Shane is only 788 meters away. Shane is a bottom (allegedly) and Shane has the most aggressively straight profile Ilya has ever seen on a gay hookup app. He just needed to make sure he wasn't a straight who lost his way, that was the only reason he messaged him and agreed to meet him in an airport lounge.
It was the only reason they kept meeting up after that, just to make really really really sure he wasn't straight.
Shane is a Captain in this universe too.
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The Great Pretender by lady_st4rdus7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.
The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.
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Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.Series
- Part 1 of my hollanov
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lady_st4rdus7Ilya talks about his partner like a dead wife. The cens come to the conclusion shes dead and hes still mourning. This makes for a much miscommunication when ilya brings a very alive (and male) shane to one of boods barbecues. Wiebe was the only one that had it in the first half before unfortunately subscribing to dead wife theory with everyone else due to ilya referencing Irina
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One Night At The Onsen by Indelible_Faith (TheWaterGoddess)
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
05 Apr 2026
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Michiko knows people. She reads them well, especially the ones who come to stay at their Onsen & Inn. Though she can’t be blamed if she read these ones wrong.
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- Part 4 of HeiShin Rivalry
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A Lesson in Puck Handling by heroically
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Aug 2026
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Shane Hollander had almost made it to morning skate on time.
Then something ran out in front of his car.
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Or, the one where Shane finds an injured kitten and takes it to the closest vet, Dr. Ilya Rozanov.
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Sufficiently Advanced Science by mildmile
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 May 2026
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Peter Parker knows for a fact that smart kids always know they're smart. Another thing he knows: it fucking sucks to be a smart kid. It means being watched all the time, it means adults peering down their noses, it means tests and homework and boredom. It means fieldtrips to Oscorp and superpowers. It means watching Ben die, knowing exactly whose fault it is. It means an internship at Stark Industries, it means becoming an Avenger, it means getting dusted, coming back, watching another father figure die, watching him come back. It means holding May's hand while she babbles incoherently, inching towards death. It means magic spells and forgetting and seven years of lonely vigilanteism. It means making wrong choice after wrong choice after wrong choice.
One thing Peter Parker knows for sure? Smart kids grow up to be the dumbest adults.
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Twenty-five years old, forgotten by everyone, stoned out of his mind, Spider-Man has an unexpected run-in with Deadpool that might just change everything.
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