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there’s things i just can’t hate forever by noeta
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 Jun 2026
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“D-Dennis,” Mac starts stammering, loudly, as if they aren’t the only two people in the room. “You’re home early! What happened to your date?”
Dennis doesn’t answer immediately, casting another appraising glance over Mac. He's still clutching the pillow to himself in earnest, but it’s shifting incrementally lower, like he’s slowly realizing how little it’s actually covering. Unfortunately for him, every fraction of additional coverage for his bulge only exposes an equivalent slice of cleavage. Now, normally, Dennis wouldn’t refer to that area as cleavage on him—wouldn’t even dream of it. Given the circumstance, however, it seems more than warranted.
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“Would you do anything for me?”
Mac huffed as he sat back against the cushions. His eyes darted around in thought, considering the question. “Pretty much anything, yeah,” he said, then paused, a finger shooting up, “Unless you mean murder. The Church is pretty clear on that. Sixth commandment. I can't go to hell for murder.”
“Alright,” Dennis spoke quietly, like he was agreeing to the terms. “No murder. Got it.”
Dennis tries, and fails, to find the line.
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i am the dj (and you're still my favorite mistake) by angrymac
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
08 Aug 2023
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Dennis takes drastic measures when he feels Mac slipping out of his control.
Set throughout Season 16.
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While filming a movie, Dennis feels an emotion and goes to Dee to figure out why. Meanwhile, Charlie and Mac discuss love and the Waitress.
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Dennis Reynolds: Cuddler Extraordinaire by Vampmissedith
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Feb 2016
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I’m going to be honest here: I pretty much master everything I attempt. I’m not only the smartest of all my friends, but the most attractive, and talented. A jack of all trades but a master of none is better than being a master of one, no? Naturally I am, of course, a master in many trades, but we’re not going to split hairs over a centuries old idiom are we? This includes cuddling.
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Mac wants Dennis more than anything, with an intensity bordering on idolatry. It's love, as much as Mac's experienced it.
Dennis wants to be wanted, and he wants Mac to want him. He doesn't know if that's love, doesn't think love is in his lexicon, but it's the best he can give.
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Mac likes guns. With a hint of power in his hands, Dennis exploits that.
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- Part 2 of Old College Try
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Just Mac has had this, and like, yeah, it’s him nursing on Dennis’ fucking tits, sure, but part of Mac is viscerally glad that there was something, even the littlest something, left for only them. A bit of this raw intimacy that was saved for just them. A first they could claim and keep forever, after all the years wasted giving those things to other people.
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Charlie Kelly is a 25-year-old community college student eeking his way to an associates' degree in waste management when the love of his life, a nearby coffee shop waitress, gets into Penn Law. Determined not to lose her, and nursing a long-held dream to practice bird law, he does what any logical stalker would do - and gets in there too.
(A Legally Blonde AU without shame.)
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don't you know (i'm no good for you) by usuallysunny
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
10 Mar 2019
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Dennis slips into Mac's bed just after three, brought together by a noisy pool pump and the chirp of a smoke detector low on batteries.
The rules are different in the suburbs.
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"Stop kissing me!" Dennis explodes. "Stop looking at me like that. Stop following me around like a lost puppy. Jesus Christ, if I just bang you, get it goddamn over with, will that make you stop?"
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In which a frustrated Dennis makes an equally frustrated Mac an offer.
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Mencken steps forward, following Roman as he leans back against the sink, and puts his hand between his legs. Like, just straight on his dick.
“Oh,” Roman says. “Okay.”
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Mac and Dennis get married in an attempt to scam a game show. Meanwhile, the Gang is pretty tired of Mac's refusal to stay out of the closet.
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Welcome to r/severed! This is a subreddit to discuss the experience of severance and provide advice and support to fellow severed people (and friends and family).
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Mac and Charlie lose a bet, Dennis takes full advantage
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Mac hatches a secret plan to repair his and Dennis’s friendship. Dennis is pretty sure he knows what the root of the problem is, though, and he isn’t going to let up until Mac admits to it.
Set after Season 11.
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Valentines Day Blows by Switchadelphia (PumpkinHeadJones) for mxingno
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
09 Mar 2017
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Or, "The Gang Tends Bar: A Coda."
“Hey, man. Can I, uh, show you something in the, in the ladies’ room real quick?” Dennis says, and his teeth are a bit clenched, his jaw set, but his tone is still uncharacteristically soft. Despite all the tension in his body, Dennis’s voice remains at odds with the rest of him. After a pause, he throws in a “please” for good measure.
“Yeah, sure man,” Mac says. “What’s up, is there something wrong with one of the toilets now that we’ve been getting female customers or something?”
“What?” Dennis says, shaking his head. “No, Mac, there’s nothing wrong with the toilets. I just, uh. Wanted to show you something. In the ladies’ room. You know?” His brows are raised, and he’s peering up at Mac through his lashes with this expression that reads like he’s expecting Mac to catch some hidden meaning in his words. But Mac’s not too good at picking up on things like that. Now it’s his turn to get nervous.
“I - Okay, Dennis. Sure.”
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Or, Mac and Dennis move to the suburbs.
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"Sweet Dee, you don't know anything about the game. In fact, I think I, a straight man, could seduce a man better than you ever could."
Dee scoffs. "Psh, of course you could seduce some gay guy, they've got limited resources. Straight men have other women to go after, so it's not evenly balanced."
Dennis raises his eyebrows. "No, you've misunderstood me. I wouldn't be going after some gay guy. I'm saying I could seduce a straight guy faster than you could, hands down. Hell, I could probably score with everybody in the damn gang before you could even get a date with some loser online."
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soothe my soul so beautiful by psychedelic_iridescent
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 May 2018
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He’s high as fuck and about as filthy as a person can be, but for a split-second he looks just sort of small and pitiful. “Please, Dennis?” Charlie says, and it’s the same look that gets Dennis every goddamn time.
Every goddamn time.
Dennis sighs, stepping aside to clear the doorway. “Fuck it. Just don’t touch anything.”
(Charlie comes over in need of some assistance. Dennis does his semi-disgruntled best to help.)
(INDEFINITE HIATUS)