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Kazuha really really likes the school’s resident emo Scaramouche.
But weed makes him stupid.
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“I am perfectly aware of what I am suggesting, Kaveh. I had thought that you being the ‘expert of love and expression’ wanted to prove to me, ‘hater of all things beautiful,’ that passion trumps coherent thought.”
As Alhaitham drones on, the color returns to Kaveh’s face. Though this time, Alhaitham can’t quite tell if the light pink on the older man’s cheeks and ears are a result of anger, or something else.
“Ah, but it appears I was mistaken. Once again, you’re all talk, no action. A barking dog with no plan to actually bite-“
“Go sit on the divan.”“…huh?”
Kaveh doesn’t give his roommate the chance to think or readjust.
“Don’t pretend like you didn’t hear me. If you wanna play this game Alhaitham, fine. Go sit on the divan.”
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OrKaveh is an altruist. He fully believes in the power of love, romance, and dreams. Alhaitham is a realist. He places his faith in the power of reason, truth, and history. After one argument too many, a romantic performance at the Zubayr theater, and a one night stand at Lambad's, the tension between the two scholars finally snaps. And if Kaveh and Alhaitham can agree on one thing, it's that they will do anything to prove a point.
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04 Sep 2026
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OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST PIECE OF FICTION I'VE READ IN MY ENTIRE FUCKASS LIFE
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teenage nightmares commit atrocities by forever_wandering
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Apr 2023
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“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”
“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”
“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”
Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.
“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”
Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.
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21 Aug 2026
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AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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“Childe.” Zhongli speaks his name with such terrible fondness, full-bodied and replete with amusement. “You and I both know how insatiable you are.”
He teases a finger over the curve of Childe’s ear and follows it along his jawline, skims lower to catch his fluttering pulse. Childe leans in despite himself. “Given that we happen to be here and so too are the Captain, the Doctor, and the Regrator—”
“Hold on,” Childe interrupts. “Let me get this straight: you want to watch me get fucked by the Harbingers?”
Zhongli laughs again. It’s achingly sincere. “That is a bit more crass of a phrase than I would have chosen, but yes.”
Or, Zhongli loves watching Childe fall apart to pleasure, so he offers to organize him an orgy. You know, just a thoughtful romantic gesture.
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Hard work beats genius. Zanka is gonna tattoo that onto the sorry fuckin' hide of everyone who's ever doubted him, and he's gonna start with Jabber fuckin' Wonger. He's gonna prove he's nothing like that guy, or his shithead family.
(The rush he feels at the sight of blood, at the sweet sound of agony, doesn't mean a thing.)