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The Only People for Me (Are the Mad Ones) by a_fine_and_private_place
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Sep 2026
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Voldemort never faced a choice between two prophesied boys, because one of them was born a girl. A girl, he believed, wasn’t much of a threat to a wizard like him.*
* this decision aged poorly, in entirely new ways.
Or: the everybody lives but everybody’s clinically insane AU, where the Marauders get the karmic demon children they deserve, James and Sirius fall upwards into power at the Ministry much to their confusion and general distress, Lucius Malfoy stays the most stressed out accidental terrorist in Magical Britain, and Minerva McGonagall battles Ivy Potter induced Stockholm Syndrome while trying to keep the school from blowing up.
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- Part 1 of The Mad Ones
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No one knows that she was almost Sorted into Slytherin. (She’d reasoned her way out of it, of course.)
Things aren't always as they seem.Bookmarked by 86Onions
02 Feb 2026
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In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year…and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it.
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After a dark curse, the wizarding world is left barren. Facing extinction, the Purebloods subjugate the muggles, searching for the rare muggleborns—the only witches able to reproduce.
Raised in the Nott household as a pampered pet, Hermione is forced to enter the Trials as she comes of age—a competition created for pureblood wizards to claim a breeder. Determined to win her, Draco Malfoy only knew two things: she belonged to him, and he’d destroy anyone who tried to take her.
But the cries of the enslaved muggles pierce through Hermione's comfortable life, causing her to reexamine everything she thought she knew about her world and the people in it. She soon discovers that the ancient call of magic and vengeance cannot be denied.
Plot inspired by the Prince of Egypt, with themes from the Handmaid's Tale.
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In a world where Harry lives with his parents, James and Lily, and grew up happy and loved, he begins to sense that something is wrong. He has horrific dreams that predict he will become a violent killer, and someone seems to be watching him at every moment of the day. But even as he acts to protect himself, Harry cannot predict what the final result will be.
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- Part 1 of Songs of the Stormy Season 2024
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04 Nov 2024