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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Shane moves to Russia at 15 to develop his hockey career, his family stayed back in Ottawa and is now living within a whole new space, with a whole new family. And its just his luck the Ilya Rozanov, the asshole himself, is on Shane's new team.

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    05 Oct 2026

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    Im here for it

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    Five times Ilya Rozanov was extremely Slavic about it, and one time Shane Hollander was too.
    Featuring: honest answers to "how are you," a mercury thermometer, an alarming number of tulips, meat jelly, the corner of the table, and one very loud wedding.

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    02 Oct 2026

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    Cultural

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    “Shane,” he says, dread filling his stomach, “is this Boston Lily’s house?”

    “Maybe,” Shane says, dropping down another cooler with a loud bang. “But shhhhh,” he says, putting a finger to his lips, “you can’t tell, okay?”

    “Shane,” Hayden says, a little desperately. “Shane, we have to go.”

    “No,” Shane says, drunk and stubborn and pushing the doorbell about fifty thousand times in quick succession until Hayden pulls his arm away.

    “Shane,” Hayden says, nearly a plea, “listen, I know she broke your heart, but dropping off two hundred pounds of tuna isn’t-”

    Before he can finish telling Shane that a drive-by tuna fishing isn’t a cure for a broken heart, the door opens. When it does, though, it’s not some buxom Boston beauty in a silky negligee.

    It’s Ilya fucking Rozanov.

    Hayden’s one consolation in this mindfuck is that at least Rozanov looks equally surprised at finding himself in this situation.

    (while drowning his sorrows post tuna meltdown, shane ends up in possession of approximately two hundred pounds of raw tuna) (naturally, there's only one person he wants to gift with such a bounty)

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    01 Oct 2026

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    Halibut hollzy strikes again

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    Fertility is a fickle thing. Eridians, in spite—or maybe because—of their long lifespan, are only fertile for a hundred years or so.

    Rocky anticipates this will be his last clutch. He asks Grace for a favor.


    “Remind me why, uh, why we can’t throw together a little xenonite box, stick a silicon heating pad and a thermometer in there, and call it a day?”

    ‹… Can,› Rocky says, hesitantly. He spins around to put the model down, leaving the two xenonite figurines coupled together, presumably in singular ecstasy or whatever. Joined forever. How romantic.

    ‹But is… not ideal. Many problems put in nut shell: Once cryo-protectant injected and cooling to 40°C complete, even short 4° internal temperature fluctuation kill egg.›

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    22 Sep 2026

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    Classic stuff

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Colt has a whole plan laid out (a generous way of phrasing things), known (only to him) as Operation Get Ryland’s Dick Wet. Was it weird to be so invested in his twin brother’s sex life? Maybe, but he paid for the damn dick, and he wants to help make sure Ryland gets to freaking enjoy it!

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    16 Sep 2026

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    Try LAs hot new club, theyve got researched accurate ftm bottom surgery representation, sibling relationship arguing, and even adult aac representation that isnt sanitized at all