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    The Lupins have served the ancient and noble house of Black for generations, and all of it culminated in the son of the butler falling in love with the son of the estate.

    Cocktail parties! Fancy suits! Speaking French! Sex in a Rolls Royce! That rich people shit!

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    29 Sep 2026

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    When faced with pressure to find a Pureblood match, Regulus Black arranges a contest: the man who can catch the elusive black cat that stalks the Hogwarts grounds will win his hand in marriage. Suddenly, every eligible bachelor in the castle is tripping over himself to capture the animal.

    His prospective suitors don't realize that Regulus is an illegal Animagus. He is the cat.

    Enter James Potter and his innocent wish to befriend the adorable kitty.

    Concept from that one tumblr post.

    Fuck J K Rowling.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    “Wait. Hold on. Are you saying you accidentally summoned us?”

    “Well yeah.”

    “But you said a demon incantation.” Regulus' eyes are even sharper now somehow and Remus isn’t at all sure that James won’t burst into flames at any moment.

    “Wait, what?” Remus looks at his friend. “You said you looked up how to summon a spirit.”

    James looks almost sheepish now. “Okay now that I think about it, it may have said demon.”

    “James!”

    “I didn’t know there was a difference!”

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    James and Remus are the co-hosts of a popular ghost hunting vlog channel and one day they decide to have a seance in an attempt to directly communicate with the dead. James unknowingly says the wrong incantation and somehow manages to summon two demons instead: two incredibly attractive, dramatic and somewhat vain demon brothers who have no idea why they're suddenly on Earth or how to get back to their immortal plane. It's going to take them some time to figure it out- if they even want to that is.

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    Or James is an idiot and he and Remus get stuck babysitting demon Black brothers who are honestly just bored of existence at this point. Oh and they fall in love.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.

    But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.

    Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    Sirius Black thinks he’s in love with two different people.

    Remus Lupin thinks he’s doing a pretty good job keeping his identities separate.

    They’re both wrong.

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    20 Jul 2026