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    The part of Shane that is not panicking goes soft with how…eager Ilya seems for Shane and Svetlana to meet, for Shane to like her. It’s strange, it’s new, it’s wonderful to be able to think about making plans like this. Dinner with Shane’s parents, meeting Ilya’s friends, like that’s something they can have.

    So that’s why Shane beats down the urge to crank up the gas on the stove and light a match, gives Ilya a wide and normal grin, and says “Yeah, of course. I’d love to meet Svetlana.”

    Ilya sighs and his eyes light up and, oh, Shane wants to love him in the light of day. Suddenly, Shane has an idea that will hopefully stop him from doing something rash that will get him on the news and/or in prison. “And you should meet Rose!”

    or: shane hollander tries to get over his overwhelming urge to blow up svetlana vetrova with his mind at saturday brunch

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    18 Sep 2026

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    Cliff Marlow ✅ @cliffmarlowofficial
    Top three reasons why @officialilyarozanov and I aren’t fucking, from least to most important:

    #3: I’ve known him since he was barely 18 years old. I’ve seen some shit.
    #2: He’s annoying. And an asshole.
    #1: I’m scared of his husband.

    [Attached is a gif of Shane whirling around to glower at the camera. The look in his eyes promises murder. Why? Unclear but also irrelevant. If looks could indeed kill, everyone who’d ever seen this gif would be deceased.]

    [Can be read as a standalone story.]

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander-Rozanov ✅ @shanehollander 8:56 a.m. [Paris]
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    I have been asked many times what it’s like being married to Ilya Rozanov. I’ll give you all a snippet of the texts he sends me.

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    Shane's flight from Paris is delayed, and he's hungry, tired, and missing his husband. He decides to give the world an idea of what it's like to be married to the #1 chaos gremlin of the league through Ilya's no-context texts.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    In Hockey, when a fight breaks out, all other players pair off with a player on the opposite team to prevent anybody else from entering the fight. It's a form of self policing to prevent a 2 on 1. Players guard their man to stop unfair play.

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov always pair off during fights. It's apparently a tradition, and the fans can't get enough of it.

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    31 Aug 2026

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    Bood: Good morning team! Is everyone alive?
    Dykstra: define alive

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    A look into the Ottawa Centaur's team chat the day after winning the MLH cup.

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    29 Aug 2026

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