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Forbidden Fruit by HenriettaRHippo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 May 2025
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When meeting Bee’s fiancé Gabriel, Crowley never expected to fall for his brother. However, Bee’s made one thing very clear: Crowley must not get involved with Aziraphale.
But try as he might to honour his promise, Crowley is hopelessly drawn to him. Amidst the secrets and lies, the boys must decide if they're willing to risk it all.
Forbidden fruit has never been so tempting.
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“Anthony, under no circumstances are you going to have sex with Aziraphale, is that understood?”
“Yep. Completely understood.”
Crowley was definitely going to have sex with Aziraphale.
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Ten years ago, the castle to the north of the tiny French village of Tadfield (the name being translated from the French, of course) was cursed. These days, it's allegedly inhabited by a fearsome beast. Crowley is not interested in this. He only wants to take care of Warlock Dowling, his nannying charge, and avoid the attentions of Lucifer, local spy-for-hire. The universe has other plans, though. When Warlock's future is threatened and he runs away, Crowley must allow himself to be trapped with the beast in the castle to save him. The beast is not what he would have expected, though: Anxious, kind, and shy, not to mention extremely sexy. Can Crowley escape? Will he want to? Can he keep his heart intact if he does?
A Good Omens Beauty and the Beast AU, written for AddledMongoose as part of FTH2025!
Work is fully written and will post quickly! I plan to drop chapters every other day or so.
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- English
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- 38,801
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- 17/17
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17 Jan 2026
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My FTH 2025 story. A Beauty and the Beast AU with a sexy beast Aziraphale.
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Venom’s already on him about his health enough as it is, unhappy about him going out on runs all the time.
Because you always find trouble, somehow.
You used to like looking for trouble.
That was when I could still eat it.
The world ends, but life doesn't.
There's nowhere to go but forward. -
The Crawly Chronicles by ladydragona, SylWritesStuff
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2023
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- 4
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09 Feb 2025
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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- English
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- 106,998
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- 60/60
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- 4,298
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26 Oct 2024
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Faeted by megzseattle
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jan 2022
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Ezra fell is an English professor at a prestigious academy for boys. Crowley is the lord of the Unseelie court in the lands without sunrise or moonfall. Somehow fate brings them together.
Cover art by GoodOmensFicRecommendations on tumblr!
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“Those were tasteful nudes,” Aziraphale says sharply. Really, now. The rest he can just about tolerate, but this is getting quite silly. When he glances at Crowley, he finds him looking over at him in the besotted sort of way he tends to whenever Aziraphale is getting feisty. “Surely the Almighty would allow,” Aziraphale goes on, “or indeed encourage us to celebrate the glory of the design — ”
“You have been using the Heavenly-issued telephones to send lewd photographs to one another?” Uriel interrupts. “The phones you were issued aren’t equipped with an image-taking function.”
“Ah,” Aziraphale says.
(Crowley says yes to Heaven. He and Aziraphale enjoy three fornication-filled weeks there before they’re banished for good.)
Bookmarked by AddledMongoose
06 Jun 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
I've read this like 7 or 8 times, and it makes me laugh every time.
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Faster Than a Speeding Bentley by nightbloomingcereus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2021
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A mysterious explosion. An intrepid reporter who asks too many questions. A bite from a small, seemingly innocuous garter snake. You know the drill.
But Anthony J. Crowley soon finds out that being a superhero isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Sure, there are benefits: being able to slither up the sides of buildings, doing really weird things with his tongue, the occasional lucrative stock tip from a grateful rescuee, and gloating over the fact that a simple pair of sunglasses is an apparently impenetrable disguise. On the other hand, there’s the sheer indignity of spandex, a succession of increasingly terrible monikers, and the fact that he keeps making a fool of himself in front of the love of his life, who, for some reason, seems to keep getting kidnapped. And to add insult to injury, said love of his life might just be in love with his alter ego.
It isn’t easy being The Serpent.
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Hereditary Enemies by Beckers522
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Megamind (2010)
01 Jun 2024
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A Superhero's work is not for the faint of heart. Although he does not enjoy the bells and whistles that go along with it, Aziraphale knows it is his duty to protect the people of his city. He was given a unique gift, and to ignore that gift would be selfish, no matter how tempting his simple dream of owning a bookshop might seem some days.
It isn't all bad. He has respect. Adoration from thousands of grateful citizens. A steady job with enough money to last him a lifetime. If only he could manage to keep his villain in check. The Serpent is a crafty one - clever and mysterious and somehow manages to wriggle his way out of every bit of trouble he finds himself in. If Aziraphale could find a way to stop him for good, maybe his boss would finally let him retire. If he could stop The Serpent, they wouldn't need him in The Host anymore and Aziraphale could spend his days with his tea and his books and maybe, if he were brave enough, that attractive red-haired man that owns the flower shop just down the road.
All he has to do is figure out the source of his nemesis' powers and the life he's always wanted could finally be his. That shouldn't be too difficult for a hero his caliber.
Should it?
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- Part 1 of Hereditary Enemies (Superheroes)
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Saltwater on Skin by CandyQueenAO3
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Sep 2021
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Ezra fell, an award-winning novelist, has just sold the one millionth copy of his newest book. While celebrating with friends and family on a rented yacht, Ezra falls overboard and is washed ashore on an uncharted island. Ever the optimist, he keeps his spirits up while he awaits rescue. That is, until he gets the distinct feeling that he isn't ALONE on this island; that there's SOMETHING else out there.
Watching him.
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EXERPT FROM EPILOGUE CHAPTER 10:
As they’d glided silently over the dark, chilly waters of the ocean, Crowley had allowed himself to relax a little and be held. Normally he’d be the one doing all the carrying - he was a very tactile person and much preferred it that way - but every so often, he could see the appeal of being cradled against the bare chest of a literal angel.
Then everything had gone wrong.
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- Part 1 of Ilha de Queimada Grande
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Married at First Sight by Aracloptia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
08 Dec 2023
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“Well, that was a thing,” Crowley said once they were out of earshot. Without talking about it, they were both heading down the field, towards the lake where the photographer (and likely a few more people from the TV crew) was waiting.
“That was a wedding,” Aziraphale replied, surprised at his own annoyance that somebody called a wedding a ‘thing’.
“Yeah, obviously, didn’t miss that part,” Crowley said with a shrug, and waved abruptly in Aziraphale’s general direction. “Neither did you, from the looks of it, since you’re dressed like a wedding bride and everything.”
“Excuse me, I am a—“ Aziraphale stopped himself, and started over.
In which Aziraphale ends up marrying a rude stranger who wears sunglasses.
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- 146,878
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17 Apr 2024
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Villainous by IneffablePenguin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Nov 2021
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{Once Upon A Time…
There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.
The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.
Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…
Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.
The smut isn’t until later chapters.}
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- Part 1 of Tales From the Rookery
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Pray For Us, Icarus by Atalan
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2019
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For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...
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30 Dec 2023
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The Rose and the Serpent by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2020
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AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…
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- English
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- 12/12
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18 Dec 2023
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The Whole Damned World Seemed Upside Down by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2020
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"I just wish things were different," Crowley says... and the universe happily obliges.
Stuck - perhaps forever - in a reality in which Shadwell is the first Wiccan MP, Pepper's only aspiration in life is to be a dutiful wife to someone, and his beloved Bentley is a rusty VW bus, Crowley is slowly learning that "different" doesn't necessarily mean better...
But how long can he bear to live* in a world where Aziraphale hates him?
*Not that he has any other option. The Death of this world can't see blood...
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- English
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- 20/20
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- 837
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17 Dec 2023
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 9
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- 1,216
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- 151,589
Bookmarked by AddledMongoose
22 Nov 2023
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This is a simple tutorial for using HTML to create basic iOS text messages in Ao3. I'll do my best to make this easy to understand! This is intended for users who have little-to-no experience with this process at all, so bear with me if it's a bit redundant about some features you're already familiar with.
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How to Woo a Demon by Bookwormgal for Kedreeva, wingedspirit
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Feb 2020
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After Nope-mageddon, Aziraphale feels more confident and relaxed. He no longer feels like he needs to keep Crowley at arm's length for their own protection. He can finally tell Crowley that he cares about him more than "friendship" can describe.
But he doesn't want there to be any chance for miscommunication. But directly talking about feelings in the past with the demon tended to be uncomfortable, so he would need to be a little subtler than that. Of course, human flirting wouldn't work. They already enjoyed traditional human dating activities together, but only as friends. Aziraphale needed something that Crowley couldn't possibly misunderstand.
Well, perhaps he could research what counted as demonic methods of courting someone. That should be familiar enough for Crowley that he would understand Aziraphale's intentions. What could possibly go wrong?
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- English
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- 23,875
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 9
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- 1,035
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- 3,808
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- 967
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- 35,327
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11 Nov 2023
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In Mixed Company, or the Corporate Retreat of Heaven and Hell by TheOldAquarian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Feb 2020
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Every 300 years, Heaven and Hell share a company retreat on Earth during which angels and demons temporarily surrender their celestial powers.
Officially, it’s a time for fostering team unity and better understanding the needs of the client base. It’s definitely not a time for terrorizing the hotel staff with divine/diabolical showdowns, abusing the ethereal expense account, or furiously snogging your hereditary enemy. But when Aziraphale and Crowley are up for promotion, Hell breaks loose and Heaven might just break free.
- Language:
- English
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- 52,195
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 10
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- 872
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30 Oct 2023
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In good weather, one can see the lighthouse at the Rock from the shore: a dot on the horizon, a distant star flashing red and white and red again.
It’s been dark for a fortnight, of course—ever since the incident that every newspaper had breathlessly written about, that the paper-boys on the corners had shouted themselves hoarse over.
This is where Aziraphale is headed: it is his duty, after all, to find out what happened, to make sure that the beacon can be safely lit once again.
He does not expect Crowley to follow him to the windswept isle, to the lonely lighthouse at what could just as well be the edge of the world.
Crowley follows him anyway.
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- English
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- 108,477
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- 12/12
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- 1,317
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Bookmarked by AddledMongoose
28 Oct 2023