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Remember Their Faces by Daroliolia
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
11 Apr 2022
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Kaz endured a lot growing up in the Barrel, which he mostly manages to ignore until one day he can't. Luckily he has friends who are there for him and it's just the worst
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I Made a Post About This and Then Wrote It Because I Have No Self-Control™ by orphan_account
Fandom Grishaverse - Fandom, Nikolai Series - Leigh Bardugo, Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
04 Dec 2022
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What's in a Name by orphan_account
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Grishaverse - Fandom
10 Dec 2021
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“Damn, Kaz. Inej is extra out of your league now,” Jesper mused with a wicked grin, absently playing with Wylan’s fingers. Kaz narrowed his eyes in return but was distracted by a murmur that went over the group.
“…Kaz?” a girl asked. “The captain’s Kaz? You’re Kaz Ghafa?”
Silence.
Well. This was unexpected.
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Now that Inej is an international pirate, she's developed a pretty renowned reputation. This has surprising consequences for Kaz. To the Kerch, he may be Dirtyhands, but to the rest of the world he's now Captain Ghafa's husband.
It's a little stressful, honestly.
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Until Death Do Us Part by orphan_account
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Grishaverse - Fandom
16 Dec 2021
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“Well,” Kaz grimaced and looked over his shoulder before facing her. “A while ago, I ran an insurance scam. It was a long one. Took me a few months and it required a lot of backup,” he admitted. Inej nodded. “Um, to make it work… I needed a spouse…” he said slowly. Inej’s brows raised.
“Kaz…Are you already married?”
“I had forged it,” he said, almost defensively. “It’s forged. The whole thing was forged, but apparently I did a good job because the idiots at the courthouse say it is legally binding.”
Part of Inej wanted to laugh. This could only happen to them. She squeezed Kaz’s fingers.
“Just sign some divorce papers then.”
“That’s the issue.”
“Is she dead? You don’t need to worry about it if she’s dead, Kaz.”
“No. Nobody is dead…unfortunately,” Kaz sighed and ran a hand over his face. “It’s just going to be a pain in the ass.”
Inej felt the first hint of worry climb in her chest.
“….who did you marry?”
Kaz grimaced.
"Take a guess."
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Kaz and Inej are on a time crunch to get married. Unfortunately, Kaz's forgery skills from a fake marriage require divorce papers and Jesper just isn't sure he's willing to put their fake-kids through that.
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24 Oct 2026
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“Kaz has an ex?” Jesper asked, sidetracked by this very new information. He turned to Kaz. “You have an ex?” he asked incredulously. Kaz looked between them all - expression unreadable.
“No.”
What was happening? Inej and Wylan both turned to stare at Kaz as if he was lying. Which, well, maybe. Also, Jesper was a little offended.
“Why do they know you have an ex and I didn’t?” he asked, a little petulantly. Kaz kicked him under the table.
“I don’t.”
“Inej?” Jesper asked. She scoffed.
“We’re talking about you, Jesper. Well, you and Kaz,” she said with a wave of her hand. “I don’t think it’s strange you two still spend time together. Though, to Wylan’s point, I can see why it’s a little strange for him given you don’t do this with anyone else you’ve dated as far as I know-”
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Inej and Wylan might have maybe, sort of, kind of thought their boyfriends were exes, and debate if it’s weird that they still hang out. Jesper and Kaz are understandably confused.
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24 Oct 2026