AnInconvenientRuth
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- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (10)
- due South (1)
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Of all the different ways I'd imagined getting myself back to Canada, investigating a crime hadn't made the list. But Welsh called me into his office one morning, and I knew when he flipped the blinds closed that it was something serious. He had a file on the desk in front of him, and he was drumming his fingers on it as though he was trying to work out where to start. Finally he said, “I had a call from Inspector Major last night.” That gave me a hell of a jolt: Inspector Joan Major was Fraser's new boss up at Depot. He'd taken a temporary position there running some training courses for the RCMP.
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In which Mycroft is manipulative, Sherlock is enigmatic, and power dynamics are properly messed up.
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“Ah good, Lestrade, you’re here. John’s having some sort of crisis about this relationship, sort it out, will you?”
John glared at him. “Actually, you’re just clarifying some things for me,” he snapped.
“Been one of those mornings, has it?” Greg asked. “You two are right idiots, sometimes. What’s the problem, then? Having second thoughts, John?”
“It’s not that,” John said, maybe too quickly.
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- Part 3 of A Season for Everything
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Magic is illogical, obviously. But the paintbrush that Mycroft has just given to Sherlock certainly has some interesting properties.
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John put his mug down and breathed a half sigh, half laugh. “Bloody hell, you two. I really wasn’t up for anything, y’know. But watching you is… god, such a turn on.”
Lestrade propped himself up on one elbow over Sherlock, and looked across at John. “Come on then,” he said, roughly.
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- Part 2 of A Season for Everything
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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09 Aug 2026
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“Reality living up to the wet dreams?”
“You can take the piss all you want, it won’t work,” says Jamie, who has no fucking shame. He sounds so immensely proud of himself that Roy doesn’t know if he wants to suck his dick or smother him with a pillow.
OR: Missing scene from 3.11. Because they DID hook up before the City match. To me.
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14 Jul 2026
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Roy goes to Marbella alone, but soon finds someone unexpected on his doorstep.
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14 Jul 2026
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It's what keeps me coming back, even though I'm terrified by CherryPie0
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
18 Dec 2021
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Five times Jamie finds himself sleeping between Roy and Keeley and one time he does more than sleep.
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13 Jul 2026
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How To Build A Triangle (or accidentally fall headlong into one, or whatever the fuck) by SquaresAreNotCircles
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
07 Jun 2023
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“Brutally honest,” Jamie says, as if he’s still trying to get the point across. “No more secrets.”
Roy stares at him. “Yes. I know what words mean.”
“Okay,” Jamie says, and then he says, “I talked to Keeley about maybe being bisexual because that night we fought over her I wasn’t just jealous about her.”
Or: Roy Kent finds himself in a situation. Fuck everyone, and Jamie Tartt in particular (gently, on soft sheets, all night long – ugh).
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13 Jul 2026