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“What the fuck is this?”
“Ahhh, is where I can see all my ratings and reviews from rides I’ve given,” Ilya said, winked, “rides on my dick.”
Shane blinked at him. “What.”
“Is silly app,” Ilya said, turned the phone back to himself, and then clicked into Svetlana’s latest review - just the preview of it in which it showed she’d given him five stars and a tip, as well as leaving a photo - and then turned the phone back to Shane. “My friend made for me as silly present. Sometimes I share with people I fuck, and they rate me. Is funny.”
This is a silly fic that takes itself seriously. Ilya has a app to rate him in bed, and Shane is mad, horny, and also going to fill out his ride reviews every single time with dedication and focus.
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04 Sep 2026
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black dog by delagauchetiere
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.
So. Not stealing.
But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?
Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.
Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.
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- 4/4
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03 Sep 2026
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The Best Game You Can Name (the good ol’ hockey game) by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Jan 2026
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“Why would anyone want to mic you up, Hollander?” Ilya asked, getting down to his knees next to Shane to join him in his stretches. “All they will hear is you discussing boring statistics and complaining how I am so much more talented than you.”
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Or, Shane and Ilya on the ice, over the years
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02 Sep 2026
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Shane and Ilya had mutually agreed to keep their whatever-they’re-doing out of Sochi. It was an easy decision to make: this was bigger than any MLH rivalry and definitely bigger than a few hotel hook-ups. There was no room for distractions, not with Olympic gold on the line.
So it’d be really fucking great if their daemons could get on the same page and stop trying to cause an international fucking incident.
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- Part 8 of my heated rivalry fics
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- English
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- 36,309
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- 4/4
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29 Aug 2026
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Emergency Back Up Goalie by Hayley Mercury (SnarledCello)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 Aug 2026
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“Excuse me, David Hollander? Can you come with us please?”
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How David Hollander became an EBUG for the night and ruined his son’s day.Bookmarked by AnotherAssassin
29 Aug 2026
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Just hair, Just freckles by stillheated
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
25 Aug 2026
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Ilya Rozanov comes home from a trip with a buzzcut.
Shane Hollander is devastated.
Ilya makes the fatal mistake of uttering the words “It’s just hair.” It’ll grow back, he said. Shane is being dramatic, he said.
So Shane decides to teach him a lesson.
If Ilya’s curls are “just hair,” then Shane’s freckles are “just freckles.”
And if Ilya wants them back, well… he can wait until Shane decides he’s suffered enough.
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26 Aug 2026
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“No vodka?” Rozanov asks, tsking in disapproval but looking amused. “What then? What does the great Shane Hollander want when he does a good job? What is your vice, Hollander?”
“Hmmmm, mangoes,” Shane sighs out wistfully. It’s not a dangerous allergy for him, but it does mean being itchy and sometimes a little queasy for a couple of days after. Really he knows that he should probably avoid them altogether, but with every other restriction he has and with how controlled he is with his life even outside of that, it’s his one little indulgence, a pressure-relief valve of one bad choice to let some steam off at the end of a season, when he carves out time in his cottage when he can make his annual bad choice and enjoy a few days of wild mango madness before he makes himself buckle back into the restraints he usually keeps his life in.
He looks up when he hears Rozanov snort.
“Mangoes?” Rozanov repeats, tugging his shirt over his head. “Really?”
“They’re good,” Shane defends. “Better than vodka,” he adds, pointedly.
(shane has food allergies but makes an exception for mangoes) (5 times ilya didn't find out about this allergy and 1 time he did)
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20 Aug 2026
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so you must like me for me by alasse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 May 2026
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Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.
It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.
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18 Aug 2026
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who will love a little sparrow by weeb_grass
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Jul 2026
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Spring of 2016: Ilya loses a father.
Summer of 2016: Ilya loses a brother.
Fall of 2016: Ilya gains a daughter, a lover, and a friend.
Or: another "what if Ilya gained custody of his niece" fic.
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08 Aug 2026
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The Very Normal Hollanov Anniversary Tweets by AStarkForAllSeasons
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Aug 2026
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After launching the Irina Foundation in the fall of 2018, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov seek to affirm their newly-announced friendship and get people used to the idea that there’s more to their shared history than is commonly known. They decide that they’ll reveal new details about noteworthy moments in their shared past on the 10th anniversaries of those events.
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(Or: 5 times Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov tweet about a 10th anniversary before the public knows about their relationship, and 1 time they tweet about a 10th anniversary after being involuntarily outted).
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- Part 1 of Very Normal Things To Tweet
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- 10/10
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04 Aug 2026
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Soulmate Compulsion by MsMontserrat
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Jul 2026
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In this universe, when someone meets their soulmate, they both compulsively start calling each other pet names. It's a rare phenomenon. The world is obsessed with it. There's lots of fanfare around it.
Shane Hollander doesn't want to ever find his soulmate. So much so he gains a reputation for being antisocial. He doesn't care, staying quiet means he'll less likely be outed as gay and his goal of having a professional hockey career can be achieved.
Ilya Rozanov desperately wants to find his soulmate. So much so, he wants to become a professional hockey player, move to the states, just so he can travel the world and talk to as many people as possible. Because doing so means he could find certain love in his life.
They make this way harder on themselves than it needs to be.
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02 Aug 2026
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EBUG by Wizbiff
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Aug 2026
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“So we’re keeping the baby?” He asked, trying to keep his voice steady even as tears welled in his eyes.
“Well,” her voice broke, “yes. If you want it too. I know the timing is terrible but with everything…we might not be able to again.” He walked to her, dropped to his knees burying his face in her soft, flat stomach and kissing her warm skin.
“Of course I want it. I want everything with you.”
In a universe in which Shane is conceived while his parents are in college much stays the same, but much changes too:
David Hollander is a professional level goalie, but gives up that dream to raise Shane, instead becoming the Centaurs’ emergency backup goalie.
Shane is diagnosed with autism, trusts Ilya with his diagnosis, and they get together sooner.
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One fateful night, David Hollander is called to take the ice and discovers his son’s secret relationship.
*now with EPILOGUE*
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- Part 1 of Number 24, DAVID HOLLANDER!
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27 Jul 2026
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everything i love is on the table (everything i love is out to sea) by anotherapril
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Mar 2026
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”You love that I am boring,” Shane quips and it comes out more confidently than he expects it to.
“Yes,” Ilya agrees. “I tell you this all the time.”
“You do?”
“Da.”
“I can’t remember you ever saying anything like that to me,” Shane muses honestly and even though he himself is uninjured, Ilya winces slightly.
“Well, I do now. Tell you I love your boring. Tell you I love you.”
“What changed?”
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After an injury on the ice, Shane cannot remember the last ten years of his life with Ilya. Ilya resolves to help.
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- Part 1 of baby pterodactyl
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- 5/5
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24 Jul 2026
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He saw the eyes first. Two glowing spheres of turquoise blinked an arm's length away. Something like a wolf stood before him—if wolves were the size of moose with thick pelts of sandy fur. The beast favored its hind legs more, resting the majority of its weight onto them. It was still as a statue, its attention fixed solely on him.
In the winter of 1923, Shane Hollander is unknowingly courted by a werewolf.
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24 Jul 2026
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the great chase by suguruus
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jan 2026
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“Hollander.” Shane’s head snaps back to his left. Ilya is much closer, pace slightly hurried. “Come here.” His voice sort of mimics the way one would talk to an animal paralyzed in fight-or-flight. Shane is not sure what to make of that.
He slowly turns his head in the opposite direction, where his vision tunnels on the door for the stairwell. It almost glows like a special item in a video game, like a hint. Without giving himself time to doubt, he bolts.
“Wha- Hollander, what the fuck!” Ilya shouts in audible disbelief, and Shane distinctly hears matching thuds of frantic footsteps behind him; Ilya is chasing after him. Shane runs faster, positively sprinting at this point. He’s the fastest skater in the NHL right now. He can do this. He flings the door open and bounds down the steps two at a time, hitting the walls with each turn of a corner. If he eats shit on this filthy floor and embarrasses himself in front of Ilya, he thinks, he’ll never let himself see the light of day ever again.
or alternatively, in which Shane accidentally sends the text, and Ilya chases after him. Like, actually chases after him.
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21 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The MLH rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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- 5,149
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20 Jul 2026
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Spending Spree by 1410_Sunshine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Jun 2026
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Ilya struggles to spend money on loved ones after dealing with Alexei asking for money all his life.
Galina challenges him to spend $100,000 on Shane before their next appointment in two weeks.See all the creative ways Ilya is inspired to spend money on his fiance!
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18 Jul 2026
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My Second Favourite Love Story by Fallingforyou1975
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
22 Jul 2026
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Yuna and David are probably the most middle-aged people Ilya has ever known. While his mother had seemed so grown up when he was small, he realizes, now that he is approaching the age she was when she died, she was so very young. His father, on the other hand, seemed to have never been young. Ilya sometimes wonders if the man just spawned into the world at 65 years old.
It is weird to think of his in-laws as young, dumb kids, but they were a similar age he and Shane were when they met. Maybe they had even fallen nearly as head over heels for each other as they had.
He nudges his almost asleep husband next to him.
“Whaaaat?” Shane mumbles into his pillow.
Ilya runs his hands through his hair. "Tell me how your parents met.”
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Shane tells Ilya the story of how his father met his mother.Series
- Part 2 of The Hollanders: Past, Present and Future
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15 Jul 2026
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my love, my life by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Jun 2026
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Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.
“And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."
Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.
In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.
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- Part 2 of Outsider POVs
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15 Jul 2026
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you don’t know the half of it by sarriee
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Apr 2026
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Riley (Detroit): Is it too late to retire
Riley (Detroit): Hayes what’s Hollander’s address and where can you buy a gun in Ottawa
Hayes (Ottawa): HELLO?
Riley (Detroit): I’m going to kill myself in front of him because WHAT WAS THAT
St-Simon (Boston): I thought you were being dramatic until I checked the score wdym 6-1 😭😭😭😭
Riley (Detroit): so many emojis from someone whose address is in my phone
St-Simon (Boston): 🤐🤐🤐
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or, the goalies get revenge on drapeau for inflicting the horror that is a hollanov power play on the rest of the league (cameos from the censhome gc).
[set between nov-jan of year four]
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- Part 4 of hr fics
- Part 2 of the centaurs, extended
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05 Jul 2026