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    A Cup Of Chaos With A Shot Of Disaster by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

    17 Jan 2023

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    The man grinned a crocodile's grin. His teeth were sharp like one too and incredibly realistic. He must have gotten them from somewhere expensive.

    Melanie cleared her throat. "Um, can I help you?"

    "Why, yes! I am parched, darling, simply parched." His voice dripped with old fashioned charm, like Cary Grant or Orson Welles, but there seemed to be a filter playing over it, as if he were broadcasting through a radio. He grinned his crazy grin and leaned against the counter. "What is this fine establishment you have here? Got any whiskey? Giggle juice?"

    "Sir, this is a Starbucks."

    (Or: Alastor walks into a Starbucks and discovers something new about himself. The denizens of hell soon join him. Chaos ensues.)

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    Hey Baby, I Think I Wanna-WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! by for AngeliaDark

    Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)  

    18 Feb 2020

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    Giftfic for AngeliaDark! After the fall of Lucifer Stolas can finally divorce his wife, but that doesn't mean he wants to stay a bachelor forever. Which brings him to a very important question for Blitzo...

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    The Weird Concept of Time by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

    24 Oct 2025

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    “Oh, I didn’t peg our king as someone that cared for anniversaries, but it seems as I was wrong!”

    At that, Alastor bent his head curiously to one side.

    “Anniversary?”

    “Of course, my dear! You said it yourself, didn’t you? If he’s giving you these presents every few weeks, they are surely meant as anniversary gifts!”

    Cautiously, the Radio Demon went over his mental calendar, checking the times at which Lucifer had appeared with one of his offerings. Always the same day, every month, as far as he could tell. Which, if he remembered corrected, was the same day that they had become… them.

    “Ah” was all the eloquence that left his mouth.

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    How was the Radio Demon supposed to know that a being older than time cared for anniversaries? Surely now he had to do something about it!

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    Shovel Proof by

    Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

    23 Jan 2021

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    Octavia tries to give Blitzo the shovel talk. He decides to help with that.

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    Rodeo Clowns Have Feelings, Too by

    Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

    02 May 2021

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    After the Harvest Moon Festival, Moxxie’s plagued by self-doubt. Since Blitzo’s allergic to emotions and, honestly, freaking tired, he’s not in the mood to answer Moxxie's questions.
    Then “Imp vs. Hog” goes viral.

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