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    The Phantom Thieves have nearly secured their route through Maruki's Palace. There’s only one section left: The Twilight Corridor. A paradise where everything is perfect, and everyone is always smiling.

    In order to enter that place, the Thieves must first prove they've "completed orientation" and can be "happy." There are points, there is a scoreboard, and they’re locked together in an experimental space where wishes can be granted by simply saying them aloud. Everyone has to individually earn 100 happiness points, or no one is leaving.

    So what is “happiness,” really? How does Maruki define happiness? What the hell is a quantifiable happiness point? Is there any way around this? Don’t these stupid kids realize this is a trick to get them to fall back into the thrall of Maruki’s reality? And why can’t Goro earn any fucking points?

    (Or: I've been watching too much Dropout Game Changer and I’ve built an Akechi torture chamber.)

    Includes illustrations by the amazing engraved!

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    12 Jul 2026

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    THUNDERMAN703: bro can we PLEASE find a new target already??? i know we're bffs and all but im sick of you blowing me off at the gym so you can write artsy-fartsy porn of some douchebag you shook hands with once

    A particularly diseased AU where Akira won't stop uploading his Phantom Thieves of Hearts RPF to AO3.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Akechi meets a mysterious being chained to a door after death and gains a second chance.

     

    Translation to Chinese:
    Chapter 1-29 by Cloudd: http://cloud-yunchangde.lofter.com/post/1e2d1c46_1cd01d3b0
    Chapter 53 onwards by 乐乌: https://www.lofter.com/front/blog/collection/share?collectionId=23790157
    (Visit 乐乌's lofter profile for news on where the middle chapters are!)

    Translation to Spanish:
    1st Translation by LoveAllTheShips853: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43105491/chapters/108326403
    2nd Translation by buyobuyoyo:
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/76968921

    Podfic by psiodynes
    https://archiveofourown.org/works/64522453/chapters/165699772

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “Come on, Ren-kun,” Yukari nudges Ren as he slumps. “I dove into being Pink Argus with little experience myself, and I haven’t regretted it since. Maybe you’ll feel the same.”

    Ren thinks about it. His life really couldn’t and shouldn’t revolve completely around the shadow world, he supposes. And he’s not obligated to do any more than this if acting doesn’t agree with him after all.

    Ann’s going to freak. Futaba is going to lose her shit.

    “You remember the Phantom Thieves of Hearts business a few years back?” The director asks. “It won’t be a complete one to one, but I do have to admit that this series’ plot is loosely based on it.”

    Okay, now that’s just unfair. Now Ren has to take the role.

    So that’s how Ren becomes a Featherman Ranger.

    Or, Amamiya Ren becomes a Featherman actor, bases his character off Akechi, and the real Akechi Goro disastrously simps from afar.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

    Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.

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    08 Dec 2025