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Is This Meeting about my New Kid? by Ares00
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
23 Aug 2025
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Hermes perked up. “Oh, is this about my new kid?”
Apollo took out one of his headphones. “The one you claimed at the camp sing-a-long? Chris something or other?"
“Nah, not Chris, my feet have barely touched the ground lately, so I didn’t notice him until my new kid got my attention the other night.” Poseidon had been resting his head on his hand since he found out the meeting was not another excuse to accuse him of theft. “My new kid’s name is Percy.” His elbow slipped off the armrest and his face narrowly missed smashing into it.
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Dionysus would like to say that he is quite done with "Emergency Meetings" that are plainly obvious attempts at accusing Poseidon of having stolen his father's zappy stick. Well, it's a good thing this meeting is not about that, then. It still could've been an email though.Series
- Part 2 of Son of...Hermes? (That's not your kid!)
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Just to let my readers know, I despise fem!harry stories. By saying as much, if you haven’t already read the tags, you’ve probably realized that this is a fem!harry story.
James had been absolutely unbearable, going on and on about how their son would be the best at quidditch and love to prank people and would be a heartbreaker when he grew up. There was only one problem with James’ aspirations for their child; quite simply, they did not know if the child was male or female yet, it was too early to tell, even for magic.
They made a bet.
If it was a boy, James would name him. If it was a girl, Lily would name her. The only stipulation was that they both follow the naming traditions of both their families.
Of course, their bet didn’t stop James from telling his fellow Aurors about their soon to be son, Harry. It didn’t stop Sirius from finding it hilarious and doing the exact same thing. Lily had stopped correcting him at month five, and Peter seemed to think that her silence meant they had found out it was indeed a boy because he started to join in on calling her baby-bump ‘Harry.’
By the time she had the baby, everyone would think it was a boy named Harry whether it was true or not! -
Have I Been Adopted? by Ares00
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
10 May 2025
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Just as I was about to scrape a big slice of brisket into the flames, however, an idea struck me. I was hit with the need to ask Luke a question.
I thought about Chiron’s lectures from when he was still just Mr. Brunner. The little morsels of information I’d gotten or could assume since arriving to camp.
If I was to listen to my school counselor, this was also a part of ADHD, my brain connecting things faster than I could actually think, coming to conclusions before I could register them.
Which, I suppose, was also the reason that what slipped out of my mouth wasn’t exactly the smartest way to phrase what I wanted to ask.
“Am I adopted?”
Luke blinked once.
Twice.
His eyebrows rose as the question registered.
There was a beat of silence, then two, and I could feel heat trickling into my cheeks as I realized just how ridiculous that sounded.
“I’m going to need you to elaborate on that one, Percy.”
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- Part 1 of Son of...Hermes? (That's not your kid!)
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Of Flower Crowns and Bloody Lips by Ares00
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Norse Religion & Lore
25 Dec 2019
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At the end of the Avenger's movie, Thor receives a dream message from Odin via Frigga that the Avengers must follow Thor and Loki to Asgard for his trial. The realms are convening with delegations of their own to judge Loki's innocence or guilt, but the Avengers notice something strange.
Wasn't Loki meant to be hated by the people? They why did the citizens show silent support?
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Depths of Dependency by Ares00
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2019
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Kingsley Shacklebolt, temporary turned permanent Minister for Magic is done. Harry Potter is running himself to the bone and Kingsley is done watching it happen.
In a Harry Potter-verse set to have Harry turning eighteen two months after the events of The Avengers, the world of Harry Potter is a bit different than in the 90's, and though the end result is the same, they got there a bit different, and it left scars that need to heal.
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Son of...Hermes? (That's not your kid!) by Ares00
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
23 Aug 2025
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teenage nightmares commit atrocities by forever_wandering
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Apr 2023
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“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”
“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”
“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”
Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.
“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”
Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.
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Bookmarked by Ares00
01 Sep 2026
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Undercover at a preppy rich school that has buried secrets, Skk is unaware half their grade would like them to kiss already, please.
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After eleven long years, Chuuya finally realizes that he’s been married to Dazai since they’re 15.
Featuring: wedding fairs, faked marriage registries, angry calls to newspaper agencies for unsolvable crosswords, fake leather couches, love epiphanies and falling in love, not necessarily in that order.
[NOW COMPLETE as of Jun 30, 2021]
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- Part 1 of partners in life
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“Then tell us, Executive Nakahara Chuuya,” Ranpo said with a light voice when saying Chuuya’s title, “Who are they targeting and why?”
Chuuya didn’t open his mouth to explain, he simply continued staring through Ranpo. Dazai looked at his partner, noting the distant gaze of his eyes, all the tells in his body language that wanted to run, that wanted to fight.
“Or you could tell us why your name was all over every single document we saw, I bet we could piece it together from that.” Ranpo continued, leaning back in his chair.
“Nakahara, all intel should be shared if we have any chance of defeating our shared enemy.” Fukuzawa stated, his voice steady and remained authoritative.
“I am, they're after me."
Or: A new group is attempting to get its hands on a vessel of a singularity to weaponize, Chuuya has to face his past and the partnership he has with Dazai is uncovered by the Agency.Series
- Part 13 of X's SKK
Bookmarked by Ares00
17 Aug 2026
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Ability User who imitates the dead. Flags. Joint mission.
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The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. Story is high on Political intrigue. Dumbledore!bashing slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
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- Part 1 of Again and Again
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F.U.B.A.R.
American military acrynym describing a situation as "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition"
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