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  1. Egoween 2018 by

    Fandom Antisepticeye - Fandom, jacksepticeye

    02 Oct 2018

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  2. We Were Both Just Prisoners by

    Fandom Antisepticeye - Fandom, jacksepticeye, markiplier - Fandom, Markiplier-fandom, Septiplier - Fandom

    14 Nov 2017

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  3. 31 days of hauntedseptiween! (2016) by

    Fandom jacksepticeye, jacksepticeye - Fandom, Jacksepticeye-Fandom, markiplier - Fandom, Markiplier-fandom, Septiplier - Fandom, Septiplier-Fandom

    02 Nov 2016

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  4. How Love Can Turn Fear Into Happiness by

    Fandom jacksepticeye, jacksepticeye - Fandom, markiplier - Fandom, Markiplier-fandom, Septiplier-Fandom

    10 Oct 2016

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  5. And We Meet Again by

    Fandom jacksepticeye - Fandom, markiplier - Fandom, Septiplier-Fandom

    30 Jul 2016

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  1. Public Bookmark 20

    Bad Idea by

    Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

    03 Aug 2026

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    When he interviewed Louis, he heard about the vampire Armand.
    That name is stuck in his psyche like a splinter.
    There's only one thing to do: interview Armand.

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    09 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 9

    Rebinding by

    Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

    01 Sep 2026

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    Daniel left after a fight five years ago. Maybe enough time has passed to cool off and talk it out if Armand gives Daniel his phone number.

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    01 Sep 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 55

    Suicide Crisis Hotline: Don't Call by

    Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

    28 Jul 2026

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    It’s bullshit, Daniel thought, on his third try of the night. He wasn’t sure why he kept calling. Searching for someone to answer his prayers, he guessed, but the endeavor seemed to be futile. So, there he was, at two in the morning in NYC, New York, sitting on his fire escape at the ripe age of sixty-eight, trying and failing for the third time that night to save his life via iPhone 13.

    OR

    Daniel gets his Parkinson's diagnosis and considers killing himself about it. Armand, ever the level-headed vampire, decides that he needs to Fix This!

     

    Content Warning: This fic obviously discusses suicide and suicidal ideation. If that's not your jam, I wouldn't recommend reading it. That being said, this is ideation ONLY, and our boy Daniel is not going to do any worse than that.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    a haunting just for company by

    Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)  

    29 Sep 2024

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    "I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."

    "This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"

    "Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."

    "Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."

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    04 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 4

    A New Kingdom by

    Fandoms: markiplier - Fandom, jacksepticeye, Septiplier - Fandom, Antimark - Fandom  

    23 Jan 2019

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    Red~

    After Anti wiped out his old kingdom, Mark came to work at his castle. What he didn’t expect is for the king to take a liking to him so quickly.

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    26 Jan 2019