AssignedDumbassAtBirth
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A Weapon's Wants by heavenfallen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
11 Jan 2026
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A complete stranger crashes head-first onto your balcony. With his head scrambled and murky origins, he has absolutely nowhere else to go. Against your better judgment, you decide to take him in.
Or: Winter Soldier!Bucky confuses you for his handler following a concussion.
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29 Jul 2026
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Sometimes the Real Pack Is the Targets You Kidnap Along the Way by CluckU, Mumble_Bee
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Apr 2025
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The Soldier shifts, and Sam tries to reign in the giddy Steve-called-me-his feeling. Probably not a great time to be smelling like smug alpha, when an alpha with a competing claim is right there and—crucially—armed.
“I sent you out for heat supplies,” Steve says.
The Soldier gestures at Sam.
Oh, great, he was kidnapped because an assassin mistook him for groceries.
--OR--
Steve needs a large pack to get him through heat. The Winter Soldier is nothing if not good at acquiring mission-specific targets.
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22 Jul 2026
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Feathers, Flour, and A Key by Lazy_boi_Jr
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
23 Mar 2026
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A silver key hangs from a crow's neck. Mother Miranda has promised a reward beyond anyone's imagination to whoever delivers the key to her. The village is set on the key, and Maeve is set on finishing her bread. When Miranda's crow keeps visiting Maeve and doesn't come back when called, curiosity gets the better of the priestess.
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19 Jul 2026
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i have fought (for how i care) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
24 Apr 2024
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After you'd nearly reached the door, Donna spoke again, “Why didn’t you tell me?”
You stopped, and turned to face the veiled woman one last time.
“Would you have still wanted me if I had?” you asked.
She didn’t say a thing for a good minute or two. You waited. Finally, a single word was uttered from between her trembling lips,
“No.”
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good news, my loves!!: this fic is officially being reworked and finished. i’ve gotten thru chapter 1 as of now, and am working on the rest!
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15 Jul 2026
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that the sound of the saw (must be known by the tree) by TheShriner (Kufner)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
19 Aug 2026
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You're just a maid to House Beneviento, nothing more and nothing less. The relationship between Lady Beneviento and Lady Dimitrescu's daughters is none of your business, you tell yourself, even if they seem intent on involving you in it.
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11 Jul 2026