AstronautBeans
Fandoms
- Lifesteal SMP (65)
- Hermitcraft SMP (51)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (25)
- Unstable Universe (Web Series) (24)
- Video Blogging RPF (17)
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Wishing Star by AstronautBeans for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Naked and Afraid SMP | No Armor Hardcore SMP
03 Sep 2026
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In the end, the one thing that Jaron will always be the most … is a coward.
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Safe Now by AstronautBeans for valentine-pins (Arellia)
Fandoms: Altar SMP, Lifesteal SMP
02 Sep 2026
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Minute often has nightmares of his time on Lifesteal. He was never supposed to end up hurting Evo because of it though.
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There are two things currently stuck in Pentar's head. One, the fact that Minute is mad at him; and two, the fact that Pentar doesn't know why Minute is mad at him.
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Yungy has fallen head over heels in love with his best friend. Now that they're finally meeting up, it's hard to keep his feelings to himself.
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Spoke, as always, doesn't have his own mind under control. Everything leads up to this.
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wow pentar how come you get TWO yungy's? by AstronautBeans
Fandom Lifesteal SMP, Video Blogging RPF
23 Jul 2026
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a bunch of unconnected or loosely connected one shots about unicorn Flowtives!!
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a crossover between AstronautBeans' Eldritch Lifesteal AU and EvilRat_Sabre's Lost Jaron AU. set in seasons 6 and 7 of Lifesteal
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random works inside my Eldritch Lifesteal universe
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astro's drabble collection by AstronautBeans
Fandom Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
26 May 2026
- Words:
- 600
- Works:
- 5
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Want to code in ao3?
Heres how!
This work will teach you how to code on ao3 from simple to more advanced techniques.
Some code featured in this work is credited to their respected authors, so be sure to check them out as well!
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- Part 1 of Ao3 C̵̬̳͕̲̪̖̉̎̂͌̿̊̈́̅o̶̬̳͇͙̤̎̄͗̈́̓̃̔̚͜͝d̷̙̹̖̳̪̞̬̗̔͐́̏̕i̶̧͈̱̣̝̍ͅn̸̛͉̤̙̭̂̾̏̏̑̈́̀̎̅̅͂g̸̢͉͈̦͍͎̮͎̭̮̉̌́̇̄̓͜ͅͅ
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- English
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- 21/?
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Bookmarked by AstronautBeans
19 Nov 2025
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The Great Ashswag Heist (he gets universe swapped) by MeggaMiauw
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
23 Jan 2025
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Lifesteal Ashswag and Unstable Universe Ashswag are pretty different ngl. Their universes are too. So. What if they get universe swapped and now have to cope with it? Turns out, what you get is a lot of torment and a really fun time writing!
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everyone's confused
Bookmarked by AstronautBeans
20 Jan 2025
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To Viking, the void just is.
And now he is in the void.
And now he died again.
It's delicate work. Can't be half done, unless he wants to do it again, thus he was being careful, painfully slow if anyone but himself were to be asked.
Blood was covering his hands, covering his infected leg and the skulk festering on it, the fungus way too tiny and underdeveloped to be able to realize its demise was coming.
A foul smell permeated the air, rotten and poisonous. Viking breathed through his nose, used to the smell, but disgusted by it.
“It's okay, it's fine. Keep going, Viking. Keep going.” He talked with himself, voice shaky.
It wasn't even all the blood that disturbed him, nor the act of carving his own leg out of his body. It's the sudden reminder that he isn’t alone on his own skin.
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For this Halloween I made Viking Pilot (More) dead.
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Bookmarked by AstronautBeans
01 Nov 2024
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Sean had gone to join Legundos kingdom with his knights to learn how they worked, gain knowledge in how to defeat them. Little did he know that making that decision meant he would never leave again.
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“You- Your a- you-” Sean couldn't speak, could barely breathe through the fear choking him.Legundo- or the thing pretending to be human hummed. “Say it, Sean.” The crackle of his voice filled the air and Sean pressed himself further into the wood of the wall.
“I have not heard that name from a mortal's mouth in a long, long time.” The being in front of him hummed, his voice echoing in his head. “Usually it was said with much more… fear or worry than you are currently. But… you have always been interesting, haven't you Sean?”
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Bookmarked by AstronautBeans
21 Sep 2024
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the yellow dashes in the street by withyourrhythm for stressed_sock
Fandoms: Scenario SMP
10 Aug 2024
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Shadow is happy (read: not) with his miserable life, full of mistakes and misunderstandings. So he's not at all pleased (read: that's up for debate) with the universe dropping a doppelganger of his estranged best friend on his lap.
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got-scenario!legundo gets transported into modern!shadow's living room. shenanigans ensue.
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- English
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- 14,945
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by AstronautBeans
10 Aug 2024