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Located on Level 9 within the Ministry of Magic, there is an extremely mysterious department. And, within this extremely mysterious department, there are frustratingly enigmatic rooms. And, within these frustratingly enigmatic rooms, are hidden deliciously inexplicable secrets…
…and, when an invitation to join this extremely mysterious department is extended to Hermione, the notion of uncovering these deliciously inexplicable secrets is too tempting to pass up…
…However, this thirst for knowledge leads her down a profoundly unexpected path. And this profoundly unexpected path leads her to an absolutely impossible encounter. And this absolutely impossible encounter leads her to an astonishingly unexpected fate.
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19 Aug 2026
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The pale skin under his cheek was hot like fire. It, and the rest of the Dark Lord, started to melt away as the world around them crumbled. Pieces of the sky fell and shattered like glass against the writhing earth. The Machine creaked and groaned. Voldemort screamed. Harry let his eyes slowly slip shut.
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In one last ditch effort to save the world, Harry sends himself and Voldemort into the jaws of a time turner that Hermione altered with muggle engineering. She, ah... might have gotten some of the maths wrong.
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26 Jul 2026
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The ritual needed a fresh cut per testing. Orion actually took his wrist in his hand and slit the palm.
"I, Lord Orion Black do call upon the Family Magicks of the Black Family," intoned the Black Lord, "Test Harrison Potter son of Charlus, and may you deem him worthy."
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- Part 6 of Tom/Harry fics
- Part 1 of Raise the Banner
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25 Jul 2026
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“I haven’t really been to a wedding where I’ve, uh… let loose. But, hey,” Dennis shrugged, “maybe I’m doing it wrong.”
“If I hadn’t already agreed to go to this conference, I’d offer to go with you,” Robby said casually. “Show you how it’s done. I’ve got a good track record as a plus-one, too.” Dennis had to say something. To interrupt. To shut this down. But what was he supposed to say? No, you can’t be my plus one, because I lied about my cousin, and there is no wedding, and it seems a little weird to bring a date to a fucking funeral– “Apparently parents love it when you bring home a doctor.”
And just like that, the bubble popped.
“I’m not gay,” Dennis snapped.
He had never hated the sound of his own voice as much as he did right then.
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Or, Dennis is anxiously headed home for a "wedding" in Broken Bow, Nebraska, the details of which are increasingly fuzzy. Robby's got a medical conference in Omaha that same weekend. So they carpool. Seventeen hours both ways in an enclosed space with no way out except a tuck and roll. This'll go great.- Language:
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22 Jul 2026
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Voices overlap under the bar’s dim lights, making the butterbeer glass glisten on the sticky, battered table. Harry stares at the drink, absently tracing a finger along the rim and wonders how long he has been here, idly nursing the same cup over and over.
It isn’t even half-empty.
"Potter."
Or: Harry Potter has too many feelings. Draco Malfoy does too. They are supposed to be adults, but the best thing they do together is being foolishly in love.
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21 Jul 2026
