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Pleas and Promises by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Jan 2022
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“Please don’t be mad!” Geralt resists the urge to thunk his head down onto the table and groan when the bard skids to a stop next to his table, Jaskier’s clothes disheveled and his hair ruffled. His eyes are wild and manic, and he’s panting from a combination of exertion and adrenaline. “Please don’t be mad!” The bard repeats, frantic.
(Five times Jaskier had something to apologize for and one time it was Geralt’s turn)
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23 Oct 2026
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Geralt goes fishing for a djinn to solve his sleeplessness. He is not expecting to fish up a man instead.
Especially not a cursed, eternally doomed to resurrect bard of a man.
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22 Oct 2026
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“Geralt,” Jaskier tries, feeling more uncertain by the second, “this is weird even for you, my tight-lipped friend.”
The witcher considers this for only half a second. Then he purrs, low and loud, and Jaskier knows they’re really fucked.
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22 Oct 2026
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Roses are Red by Descarada
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Sep 2020
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Get your soft drunk Geralt makes first love confession right here. Step right up. (He also composes a poem for a very confused Jaskier)
Jaskier tends to a drunken Geralt, who has a hurt ankle. In Vino Veritas.
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Geralt lifted his hand again, only this time he placed his finger on the tip of Jaskier’s nose. It was an entirely unprecedented gesture and Jaskier had to make an effort not to show his surprise.
“You are friend shaped,” Geralt said simply.
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21 Oct 2026
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My Witcher Isn’t Working, Can I Get a Refund? by byronicmusings
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
23 Jun 2021
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Jaskier stared in horror at the man before him.
No, not man, because no man would ever do something so horrifying and appalling such as this without so much as a twitch to his face, and even though Jaskier spent most of his time and effort trying to convince this self-deprecating hunk of a witcher that no, he was not a heartless monster and was in fact, still human in many aspects, Jaskier could not bring himself to do it now. Not this time.
Maybe not ever.
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You know how some game mechanics make sense in games but are absolutely ridiculous in real life?
Crackfic where instead of grand adventures and heroics, Jaskier spends his travels having to deal with Geralt’s absurd behavior - from horrifying eating habits, his ridiculous collection of broken rakes, aggressive herb gathering techniques, to a frankly scary obsession with Gwent, among other things.
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21 Oct 2026