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    Waterboy spends every day after work dreading the next. Being a hero is great, but the constant pressure he puts on himself begins to exacerbate his anxiety. Especially with Flambae berating and belittling him every chance he gets. Getting cursed seems to be just another tally on his exhaustingly long list of rotten luck. So how come things actually begin to improve for once? After all, if you've hit bottom, the only place you can go is up, right?


    Flambae doesn't need anyone or anything. He has his family, after all, and a job he likes enough not to want to fall back into committing arson. Sure, he might butt heads occasionally, but it has never impacted his performance before, even when Robert continually threatens him to be nicer to Waterbitch. When he winds up taking home a stray cat after work, he can't even begin to fathom how this might just turn his world upside down.

    Or: Waterboy gets cursed to turn into a cat at nightfall. It ironically ends up bringing him and Flambae closer.

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    Nobody seems willing to talk about the fact that Lucifer obviously didn't disappear for three months to go on vacation. Dan really shouldn't be the guy who has to do something about that, but here he is.

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    Dan can't breathe. He needs to, and he can't. He asks, "Is… is Trixie okay?"
    "No, Daniel," Lucifer answers, really gently and slowly, like Dan is unbelievably fucking stupid. "Her father is dead."

    Or: Dan doesn't understand why Lucifer is grieving him. He's still right here.

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    Chloe is interviewing all of Lucifer's hook ups for the past two months. It's a bit surprising when Dan comes into the interrogation room and sits down to be questioned.

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    Vanessa has always hated her birthday. Maybe her new little family can change that.

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    29 Sep 2026

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