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Newly returned for their eighth year of school, a group of brave Gryffindors and Slytherins adventure deep into the heart of Hogwarts together, which gives way to a chase when Theo rushes off ahead of them into unknown peril.
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Join Hermione as she tries to decide what's easier: herding wayward kittens or leading her friends on a simple adventure.
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Prompt:
This Hermione is a Scientist.
This Tom is just Notes App.
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Tomione Barbie Fest Prompt:
This Hermione is an Artist
(an art student at a university, taking Advanced Life Drawing this semester.)This Tom is just Smug.
(a smug nude figure model, employed by the university's art department.)Everything will be fine. 🔥
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This Valentine's Day was a literal dream come true for Hermione, a feast of ephemeral splendors she spent all evening indulging in.
What awaits her the next morning as she's beckoned back to reality?
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A quick romp filled with snark, fluff, and mischief. Featuring a Draco who is unapologetically possessive when it comes to his kinky wife, and a Hermione who suggests checking your morality at the door for a spell (she certainly has).
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Moraea lurida by MalevolentReverie for eirene_underthesun
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
22 Mar 2020
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Ben lives alone in Northern California after making a discovery that upheaves his quiet life back home. His neighbor’s foster child, Rey, decides she wants to be friends.
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15 Oct 2026
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Hermione needs a date to the prom. So does Draco - he just wants to get to know her a little better first.
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12 Oct 2026
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Hermione works the front desk at a brothel, and Tom is about to become a very high-profile client.
This is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure! Vote for how you'd like the story to progress as each chapter is released.
1 week to cast your vote + 1 week for me to write the next chapter = this fic updates every 2 weeks
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12 Oct 2026
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A chess prodigy moves into the neighborhood. Hermione is determined to make him her friend.
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12 Oct 2026
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She offered herself to the wolf.
She thought it would be a simple negotiation. But magic has its own rules.
Now the bond is sealed, and the Alpha has some demands:
Her throat to bite. Her cunt to fill. Her pride to ruin.
Nothing much.
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12 Oct 2026