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look me up and down (and love me, love me) by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Aug 2026
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When Shang Qinghua started traveling, she prepared to stay FAR away from the main plot! So, can someone please explain how she found herself in this situation, ah?! Kidnapped by a village and offered as a sacrifice?!
And is that Shen Jiu as Medusa?! What happened with her plot!
She wants to sue someone!(...Maybe after she gets to pet all the snakes though.)
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18 Sep 2026
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Shang Qinghua's Guide to Surviving Jiaoren-ification by Sinister_Queer for KuroJesterheaD
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2025
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Somewhere in the interim, Shang Qinghua conceives of a Four Point Plan To Surviving.
1) Make Mobei-jun see how useful he is so he doesn’t die/get abandoned/get eaten.
2) Find some kind of information on what Mobei-jun is.
3) ?????
4) Profit (get home).(OR: Shang Qinghua gets transformed into a Jiaoren and lands in the lair of an injured sea dragon who seems to take some kind of liking to him...)
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14 Sep 2026
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The Grovel Speech by Makkainmyheart
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2024
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Mobei Jun stops dead in his tracks, his arm reaching out for the banister of a nearby stoop. Shang Qinghua doesn’t love him. How many times has Mobei Jun told Shang Qinghua he loves him with no response?
His brain comes to a stuttering halt.
Wait…when was the last time he said he loved Shang Qinghua? His memory comes up empty. When was the first time?
Mobei Jun sits down on a stoop, practically falling, the realization rocking him to his core. His hands begin to shake, chills run up his spine and he feels like he’s going to throw up. It’s that feeling you get when you miss a step, like everything all of a sudden becomes misaligned. What you thought to be reality, is actually a skewed version of the truth.
He never said it out loud. He’s never told Shang Qinghua that he loves him. That he is desperately, relentlessly in love with him and there is no one else for him. He's never said the words.
OR: Mobei Jun Proposes to Shang Qinghua. Shang Qinghua didn't know they were dating. Mobei Jun freaks out about it.
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12 Sep 2026
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Not the bride you were expecting by KizuKatana
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Sep 2026
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Less than two weeks before the arranged marriage between Mo Xuanyu and Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian transmigrates into Mo Xuanyu's body from another universe.
Lan Wangji had never had any interest in Mo Xuanyu, but had been forced to agree to the marriage when the Jin laid a trap for him.
His interest in Mo Xuanyu abruptly changes. Too bad Wei Wuxian is trying to run away from Koi Tower (and the upcoming wedding) with all possible haste.
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11 Sep 2026
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Dialogue Tree by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2026
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[Initiating punishment protocol.]
Wait wait wait wait.
What!?
Where is this coming from??
What did he do, System!? Lying in bed like a lump on a log, not moving or speaking as he tries and fails to drift to sleep, what could he conceivably be doing that would merit a punishment!? And where do you get off, barging in to dole out reprimands out of nowhere when you’ve been radio silent for the last few years! Is the plot over or isn’t it???
“Mn.” Plastered to his side like sticky rice as per usual, a needy arm curled around his waist to keep him close and make sure that he can’t wander off without waking him, Luo Binghe stirs slightly as Shen Qingqiu stiffens with rage. “Husband…?”
Shen Qingqiu opens his mouth to reassure him, but his voice completely refuses to leave his throat. And that’s when it appears.
1. “Get off, you’re suffocating me.” (Coldly push him away.)
2. “Husband, I’m feeling a little restless~” (Turn into him seductively.)
3. “It’s nothing, just a bad dream.”-
The System gets inventive, and Shen Qingqiu has to work with limited options.
Series
- Part 38 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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28 Aug 2026