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    Inspired by this fake boyfriend ad. Spock decides to make his problems with Sarek worse by bringing home a punk human boyfriend his dad will hate.

    Jim swears he can be that guy. But can he, when deep down he's just a stack of books with legs?

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    19 Sep 2026

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    11 Sep 2026

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    Jeeves and Bertie had been more than man and servant for a while, they were friends. One could even say best friends. However, after an afternoon out at the Drones, Bertie comes home to indulge in a bout of foul language with Jeeves, trading vulgarities back and forth.

    Could this bring them even closer or would it change their relationship forever?

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    07 Feb 2024

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    cutest sex scene ever

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    @IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!

    @CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.

    @BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?

    @HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏

    @HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.

    @IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
    fix errors. What error? I said what I said.

    @HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING

    OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.

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    04 Sep 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Tim Drake was a relatively normal kid.

    Except for, maybe, the itch.

    He first felt it seeing Dick Grayson fly the skies. It was the itch to see, to feel, to know. He couldn't stop himself from following Robin at night. He was light, he was hope. And then Dick Grayson left. And then he appeared.

    Suddenly, it wasn't enough to simply see and feel and know, no, he needed to be seen and be felt and be known. Following Robin and Batman wasn’t enough anymore, but it was all he could do. Except… Well, he realised, I could follow Jason.

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    Against all odds, Jason Todd actually was a normal kid.

    And then he wasn’t a normal boy anymore, he was just dead.

    Until Talia brought him back to life and told him about the new Robin, Timothy Drake, and showed him a picture.

    His thoughts on the subject had quickly changed after Talia had shown him that first photo. He was still right, Tim had taken what was Jason’s, yes, but, he also thought, if you cut out a few words, you got a much prettier picture: Tim was Jason’s.

     

    Or… The development of Tim and Jason’s mutual obsession as seen in snapshots of their lives culminating in their first actual meeting.

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    21 Jul 2026

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