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There’s not really a point in owning a car, especially with the cost of insurance. With the threat of student debt looming overhead like a cloud, Bernard can’t afford to buy a car without help, and there’s no way he’ll ever ask Tim.
So Bernard doesn’t really drive. He’s happy to let his weirdly specific driving skills get swept under the rug, because the thing he has with Tim still feels delicate and new, and he doesn’t want to ruin it by bringing up that his uncle was in a gang and hey, he just happened to teach Bernard how to drive. Bernard wants to avoid any kind of conversation around crime in Gotham, actually. Especially after what happened in high school.
It’s not like he’s ever going to need to drive a getaway car, anyway. As far as Bernard is concerned, it’ll never come up.
Bernard learned to drive from his henchman uncle. The last place he expects to use this skill is at a dinner with his boyfriend's family.
timbern week 2023 day #3 "Be Gay Do Crime" | Dowd Crime Family | Making Out In
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27 Aug 2026
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The TikTok account appeared on a rainy Thursday evening with a simple green icon and the bio “Keep up with the Bats”. It was one of hundreds of similar accounts, which usually did nothing more than show blurry pictures of vigilantes and tell dramatic stories in voice-over. There was nothing about it that stood out.
Except for one thing.
Oracle.
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The Batkids bully Batman into letting them have a TikTok account. It goes about as well as you'd expect.Series
- Part 2 of Bat Socials
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25 Aug 2026
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The words we say often aren't the ones we mean.
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07 Aug 2026
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Building Healthy Relationships: A Guide by Hal Jordan by frozenpotions
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2024
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Hal makes a dumb bet and sees something he's not supposed to. This somehow leads to him becoming Bruce and Clark's unofficial relationship counselor.
He probably wouldn't mind it so much if he weren't slowly but surely falling in love with both of them.
For Superbat Week 2024. Day 7: Free Day!!!
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30 Jul 2026
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"Okay," he says, to no one in particular, spinning in the chair at the tower's main console at a speed that should probably concern someone. "Okay, okay, okay. Hear me out."
"No," says Cassie, without looking up from her phone.
"You didn't even hear the thing yet."
"I don't have to. That tone of voice has preceded every bad idea you've ever had, and I've been cataloging them."
Bart stops spinning. "You've been cataloging them?"
"Since the incident with the Segway."
"That was one time—"
"And the incident with the go-karts—"
"Technically, that was Kon—"
"And the thing with the pizza rolls and the microwave and Cissie's archery equipment—"
"We swore we'd never speak of that."
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Bart makes the Young Justice team an offcial tik tok account
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- Part 55 of DC stands for "Dickweed7's Canon"
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28 Jul 2026

