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Living In Borrowed Time by smug_albatross
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
08 Sep 2026
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It isn’t that Ahsoka isn’t grateful, exactly, it’s just that… she’s tired. She’s been running and hiding and fighting for so long that when Ana - when Darth Vader plunged his lightsaber into her heart, it was almost like relief.
It isn’t that Rex was planning to die on Endor. It’s just that - once he stops screaming in his head - he can’t help but feel vaguely disappointed. He had died fighting, as a clone should, fighting to give the galaxy a peace that he had only found in death.
Now that’s been snatched away, like everything else. She’s fourteen years old with lekku that tickle her shoulders and her legs ache with the promise of a growth spurt; he’s ten-slash-twenty again and his joints don’t ache and there’s a chip in his head that can make him kill his Jedi.
(It stirs.)
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- Part 1 of Living in Borrowed Time
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there is no 'try' by itsthechocopuff
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Sep 2026
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the chronological compilation of all the 'do or do not' snippets and ficlets, can be read as its own story
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When Obi-Wan dies by Anakin's hand, he expects that to be the end.
It is not.
When he opens his eyes again, all of thirteen but with forty extra years of experience, not even the dust, dread, and death on Melidaan can stand in his way. Obi-Wan had seen the worst that the galaxy had to offer twice over - he'll be damned if he lets everything happen the same way for the second time.
Enter one Jedi Master Yan Dooku, the lynchpin to so many of the galaxy's darkest turns in the future-that-was. Torn between a Master who doesn't seem to want him and a man wearing the face of the Sith who had once tortured him, Obi-Wan makes a choice.
Everything changes.
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- Part 1 of do or do not
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Unexpected Awakening (The Rewrite) by Rhiw
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Sep 2023
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The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. As he struggles to understand the path laid out before him, Obi-Wan unwittingly captures the attention of a singularly unusual Temple Guard, and that of a reluctant Qui-Gon Jinn.
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- Part 2 of Unexpected Awakening AU
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One Step Forward, Two Steps Back by K_R_Closson
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
18 Aug 2021
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Ahsoka Tano told Din to bring Grogu to the Seeing Stone on Tython, and Grogu would be able to call out to other Jedi. Ahsoka Tano did not say that other Jedi might call out to him or that the pillar of blue light was actually a type of planetary transportation.
Din ends up on a planet he's never heard of with nothing but his armor and his child. A lot has changed but his mandate hasn't. He must reunite Grogu with one of his kind. But first, he has to help these ade win a civil war against the dar'buir who abandoned them.
AKA Din goes back in time and doesn't realize it. He meets some other Mandalorians, gains another child, and then goes to Tatooine, because it's familiar enough to be called home.
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That Time Fox's Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery
rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??
blywood: what the actual kriff??
Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT
blywood: Why is this a government holosite????
blywood: Hello????????
SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN
SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS
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Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)