BrainofLu



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    Now that Wade knows Peter's secret identity, their prank wars are starting to get a little out of hand. But, come on, Peter's not stupid enough to think that big, conspicuous lump in the front of Wade's sweatpants is real.

    There's just one problem with that...

    (For the Fic-or-Treat 2022 square "trick or treat." Inspired by a prompt by sakushazam.)

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    09 Sep 2026

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    Deadpool had never considered that Spider-man would one day cave to the constant flirting and innuendos. The most he had ever hoped for was a begrudging acceptance, and the most he’d ever dreamed of was a domestically happy relationship. What he got was far different from either of those.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    Wade has been searching for the perfect word to describe his perfect boyfriend, Peter, and thanks to Tumblr he finally finds it. Peter isnt thrilled that Wade woke him up in the middle of the night to share a made up word with him, but he realizes quickly that Wade is trying to be sweet.

    Andrew Garfield is Peter
    Ryan Reynolds is Wade

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Peter Parker was an intelligent man. 

    A clever boy. 

    A crafty, devilishly clever boy. 

    With a crafty, devilishly clever brain, whenever he remembered to use it. 

    And like a light switch, the gears of his brain clicked on.

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    Wade has a praise kink. (Or the one where Peter Parker finally says the L-word.)

    Accompaniment to @ask-spiderpool!

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Is that Deadpool? Totally awesome! In an ‘oh shit, I hope he’s here for me’ kind of way. Peter rolled his eyes, making his way behind the counter and putting on an apron while the other employees ran outside and (presumably) called the police. Without clocking out. Great! Amateurs. I mean, Jesus H Christ, this is Queens for fucks sake! I mean, don’t take the graveyard shift if you can’t handle the sight of a body. Or multiple.

    Peter didn’t respond as he clocked everybody out and himself in before he got in shit, then slowly made his way to the front counter, casting a defeated look at the corpse splayed across it. Deadpool’s grin faltered.

    “This your katana?” Peter asked dully although he didn’t need to, gesturing to the katana pierced through the corpse’s mouth and into the counter. Deadpool nodded earnestly, silent for once. “Please collect it.”

    “Why can’t you?”

    “I’ve lived in New York for my entire life, went through the whole ass public school system, plus university, and I only ever learned three things of value: never go to New Jersey unless you’re on crack, if you ever see a rat, scream at it until you can’t see it anymore - and don’t touch somebody else’s murder weapon.”

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    05 Sep 2026