CalamityCons
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- Mass Effect Trilogy (3)
- Homestuck (1)
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Your name is Eridan Ampora, and there is a chlorine-soaked alien in the backseat of your car. It fell into your family pool while you were leaning against its edge and considering drowning yourself so your dad would pay attention to you a little and actually go looking for mom like he promised. You didn’t wind up going through with it, both because the human-shaped monster got you soaking wet before you even went into it, and because Damara wouldn’t stop bugging you about picking up your goddamn Nerf rifle off the kitchen floor.
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Benezia cannot cope with the discovery that her daughter is an Ardat-Yakshi.
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- Part 1 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Garrus Vakarian doesn't want to confront Shepard after their less than satisfying liaison, so she goes to him instead.
Spoilers for Mass Effect 2.
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- Part 3 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Commander Shepard's actions don't add up. Tali intends to find out what's going on.
Many thanks to theherocomplex for her beta work!
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- Part 2 of Noble in Name and in Thought
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Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence. The story of Mass Effect, following the life of Ethel Shepard and her crew. Renegade, Earthborn, Ruthless. Garrus romance, strong Tali friendship. Doesn't follow any headcanons from other fic.
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It isn’t often you see the three of them together nowadays.
That’s what Talcott had said in the truck on the way to Hammerhead, one item in a long list of how the world had changed, how Noctis had taken too long, each filling him with icy dread but worst of all, that one.
A lot can change in ten years, especially when you're stuck in a crystal being jerked around by a god while your boyfriends are busy fighting daemons and trying to survive. Now Noctis is back, Insomnia is a wreck, the state of the rest of his kingdom mostly unknown, and his friends can barely talk to each other. And he’s just not going to stand for it. No way. Not after so long sacrificing himself and them for Eos and especially not after he’s missed them for an entire decade.
He knows exactly what they need: another road trip.
A story about rekindling, forgiveness, and finding each other after drifting apart. And camping. Lots of camping.
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a polyship roadtrip reincarnation au, where nothing stays lost and love always finds its way back
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03 Sep 2026
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Noctis Lucis Caelum is attacked by a Marilith when he's eight, and his soul settles far too early for everyone's liking, in a shape no one quite hoped for in the future king. It doesn't make their life easier, but it also doesn't make it that much harder either
Or: Noctis and his daemon spend many, many years trying to prove that they aren't a tragedy
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Yet The Waters Ever Change, Flowing Like Time by DanDanTheMermaidMan
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis (Video Game 2023), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
25 Aug 2026
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"Once he stepped into the cave, he pulled out Cerberus from its holster, moving quietly and swiftly, until he finally spotted what had caused the disturbance.
There was someone lying on the ground, someone with short silver hair and wearing a uniform all too familiar.
Vincent approached slowly, pointing Cerberus down at him.
He was smaller in stature with shorter hair, and now that he could look more closely, there were just a few small differences in the uniform. There was a shirt under that leather jacket he wore, and the pauldrons weren’t as bulky as they had been before."
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Prompto needs a date for his cousin’s wedding. Gladio volunteers his services.
“It’s one weekend, Blondie. I can pretend to be in love with you for that long.”
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21 Aug 2026