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Ilya is just trying to participate in the honorable Canadian tradition of shoveling snow without a shirt, but for some reason Shane doesn't seem to appreciate his hard work to become the number one Canadian husband.
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Post canon. Laurence has retired from active service, and his young charges are striking out on their own path in the world. He may not be their captain anymore, but that does not mean that they do not need his support and advice, something he is very happy to provide, even from afar. As he encourages them to take their happiness into their own hands, they teach him to allow himself be happy as well.
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Temeraire Discord Server Birthday Event 2025 by CaptainCupkirk, CaptainShortbread (CaptainCupkirk)
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
16 May 2025
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Collection of short (and not so short) prompt fills for the Temeraire Discord Server Birthday event
Day 1: Pegging (Roland/Laurence) (Rated M)
Day 2: Pushy hatchling bonding with a grieving captain (original characters) (Rated T)
Day 3: Orgasm denial/delay for days (Tharkay/Laurence) (Rated E)
Day 4: Harness (Little/Granby/Laurence) (Rated E)
Day 5: Childhood Fear (Laurence & Tharkay) (Rated T)See chapter notes for additional tags for each day
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The Importance of Wearing a Neckcloth by CaptainShortbread (CaptainCupkirk)
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
20 Feb 2025
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Fellas, is it gay to notice how good your lieutenant's chest looks when the wind blows his collar open?
(Idk what to tell you. This is just 400 words of Laurence thirsting after Granby without even realising that he's thirsting.)
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Maybe I Just Wanna Be Yours by CaptainCupkirk for MilkAndBones
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
16 Feb 2025
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Set post-canon.
Jane Roland was not sure what to expect when Edith Woolvey invited her to go see a performance at the theatre, or what kind of intentions the other woman could possibly have for doing so. Mrs Woolvey had no connections to the aerial corps, after all, and there was no way that her interest in Jane could be personal in nature, right? Right???
(Chapter 1 is rated T, all explicit content is in chapter 2)
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With the Montreal Metros suddenly in need of a new head coach, General Manager Shane Hollander turns to the one person who might know as much about winning as he does: his fellow Hall of Famer and ex decade-long situationship, Ilya Rozanov.
But what starts as a simple job offer soon becomes a life-altering sea change neither could have ever imagined.
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11 Sep 2026
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When Carl, desperate for a job and a place to live upon turning 18, takes a job in an elite hunter/jumper barn, he has no idea what he's walking into. The world of expensive horses and high-stakes competition isn't something he'd ever known existed, but it sucks him in regardless. The longer he stays, the more entangled he gets with the horses, the clients, and his boss, and the harder it is to get out. As opportunities present themselves, though, he's not sure he'd want to leave anyway.
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14 Aug 2026
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In late October, Ilya picks up some kind of freakish Canadian flu that dogs him into November.
It is the weirdest shit. He has to duck out of practice because his nose starts bleeding twice in one week and he wakes up in a hotel in Columbus with another one that leaves stains on the pillow. On the flight back to Ottawa, Hazy drops into the seat next to Ilya midflight and asks, "This isn't, like, a cocaine thing, right?"
Ilya laughs so hard it's probably a little rude.
They have a plan. Ilya's body has a different plan.
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- Part 1 of Malysh
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25 Jul 2026
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My engine works perfect on empty (I guess I'll drive) by Ryszand
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is seven the first time he puts on a pair of skates.
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OR learning to trust someone is hard, learning to trust someone with yourself is always harder
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- Part 3 of Rivers and Roads
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21 Jul 2026
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“Okay, fine! You caught me. I am filthy pervert who likes to watch his boyfriend get into sexy flexible positions. Is this crime now? Will you call Canadian police?” Ilya says, exasperated.
“I guess it’s fine. But I think you need to show me that you’ve actually been paying attention before i pay that any attention.” Shane replies, gesturing to Ilya’s hard cock. Ilya’s mouth drops open.
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Ilya asks Shane to teach him yoga poses. For innocent reasons. Shane makes him prove how much he’s learnt when he sees how desperate he is.
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16 Jul 2026