CaptainLaserBeam
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I heard myself cry out- and I was gasping in great lungs-fulls of air until the pressure hiked and choked me off again. The spikes of pain became constant and white-hot, but succeeded in clearing enough of the brain fog that I could hear the alarm of-
Of my ship. It was the Mary’s alarm-
-and I realized just how screwed I was.
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Autotelic by CaptainLaserBeam
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
21 Apr 2026
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Rocky’s impatient, translated sigh was loud. His echolocation could tell where I was and how long it was taking my part of the installation. He was also moving all over the place, which wasn’t unusual, but at the moment, it felt like too much.
My lips thinned and I yanked my arm harder than was necessary. “Ow. Yes, okay! I’m getting there, just…oh, no-“
Seriously? I looked away for two seconds and somehow, my traitorous wrist had actually begun rotating it back the other way.
“I was almost…oh c’mon! No, Rocky- do not ask, just -just hold your darn horses!”
‘Rocky hold what?’
Ah…shoots and ladders. Me and my dumb dumb mouth.
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Long Intervals of Horrible Sanity by CaptainLaserBeam
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
30 Sep 2020
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The Fire Nation Royal Palace is empty.
After the comet,
the Phoenix King declared his sovereignty of the world,
took his military, and left.Firelord Azula defeated her traitorous brother, then banished all who'd sought her harm.
Which must have been everyone, because she was alone.
At least... until an employment ad is posted requesting a very specific type of employee.'For consideration, applicant must be a young, attractive, non-firebending woman with long black hair, golden eyes, and pale complexion. Looking specifically for combat experience, exceptional aim, and some sort of useful, domestic skill (negotiable). Bonus if you generally remain unimpressed, or hate, nearly everything.'
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Dean sets out with Castiel to begin his search for Sam in the best (and worst) way he knows how, by airship.
What could possibly go wrong.
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- Part 3 of The TickTock Chronicles
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Sam Winchester is missing, and that isn't even the worst of Dean's current problems.
His clock is running down.So Dean goes to the only place, the only person he can think of, who can help him.
Which isn't even a person at all.Series
- Part 2 of The TickTock Chronicles
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A series of one shots (possibly more) set in a dystopian Supernatural/Steampunk crossover universe where Dean and Sam work as the Winchester Bros, a mechanic and a scientist duo taking on the usual slog by day, and odd jobs of the supernatural in the Victorian underground by night.
A post-war torn world, rebuilt and restructured with airships in the sky, combustibles on the streets, and synthetic humans in every home, known as TickTock's to the commonfolk. Nothing but tools, all of them, until they aren't anymore.
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Roche Limit by spektrewrites (BadForTheHeart)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Apr 2026
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Roche limit: the distance from a celestial body within which a second celestial body, held together only by its own force of gravity, will disintegrate because the first body's tidal forces exceed the second body's self-gravitation.
As the distance between the Hail Mary and Erid shrinks, as the language and cultural barriers disappear, Grace's health deteriorates and Rocky's worries skyrocket. Scurvy, cabin fever, malnutrition, tension and arguments – their friendship is put to the test when they are faced with challenges they cannot science their way out of. When a sudden Taumoeba emergency disrupts their journey just as they are about to reach Erid's radio range, they are forced to take a detour to Threeworld's Petrova-line to prevent Grace from starving to death. It's one thing to complete a mission when at full capacity… but how do you tackle obstacles you cannot fix with math and engineering?Series
- Part 1 of "Ki i te tau e tangi atu nei"
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25 Aug 2026
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Half-Doomed & Semi-Sweet by RainbowHellFire
Fandoms: Drive (2011), Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Aug 2026
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“How… did you leave?” Driver can’t help but ask. He’s been wondering since he woke up.
Ryland tilts his head in confusion. “…Through the front door?” He gestures at said door with his thumb. Driver barely manages to not roll his eyes.
“No, I mean—” He huffs, begging for words to work with him for once. “I mean, how were you able to leave while I was… like that?”
“Ah,” Ryland’s confusion melts away to painful understanding and frustration.
Driver goes into an unexpected heat, which he hasn't had in years. He can deal with it himself. He doesn't need any help. He doesn't trust anyone, let alone an alpha, to help him through a heat. And he certainly doesn't trust the overly sweet, awkward alpha he kind of became friends with when he moved in six months ago. No, definitely not him.
*Knock knock knock*
Fuck.
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- Part 1 of RGCU ABO Brainworms
Bookmarked by CaptainLaserBeam
23 Aug 2026
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hound by Mugg
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Drive (2011)
26 May 2026
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He doesn't think Grace knows what exactly he has at the end of the leash, but he won't pull at it. He's a good guard dog, after all.
or: He isn’t a violent dog, but he knows exactly why he bites.
Bookmarked by CaptainLaserBeam
13 Aug 2026
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Project Homecoming by Anonganon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Sep 2026
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A mini comic series of Grace, Rocky, and Adrian's relationship.
Bookmarked by CaptainLaserBeam
13 Aug 2026
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driving lessons by saltedriceball (tealvneu)
Fandom Drive (2011), Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 Jul 2026
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a collection of my driver/ryland grace fics.
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- 14,224
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Bookmarked by CaptainLaserBeam
11 Aug 2026