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Sherry and the Dead Man by CertifiedDiplodocus
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
09 May 2026
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There’s a dead body on the table.
(Leon arrives at the RPD a day earlier; it doesn't do him much good. In the orphanage, Sherry makes a friend. Canon, a few steps to the left.)
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- Part 1 of met you, didn’t I?
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A man walks into a bar. He will later regret this.
(In which Vila talks, and some other things happen.)
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Indiana Jones has two lives, and one is not like the other. Sooner or later somebody's bound to notice.
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RE2 remake really is a fantastic game, but after I played it (then immediately replayed it) I kept wondering what a proper A/B scenario would look like, one where Claire meets Ada and Leon meets Sherry. This is a byproduct of those musings: neither a rewrite nor full canon divergence, just... muddying the waters a little.
I have two more oneshot ideas set in this universe. Let's see if I can get them done.
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“Hey, hey, wait for me!”
Naruto was bounding up behind him, leapfrogging through the trees like an animal. He was alarmingly fast.
“First you steal from your Hokage,” Kakashi said coldly. “And now you abandon your teacher?”
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- Part 16 of Naruto rarepair generator
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16 Oct 2026
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a story about pop music, eavesdropping, and all the ways we tie ourselves in knots.
“Can I tell you something, Sidney?”
“They don’t just pay me to stand around and look pretty.”Bookmarked by CertifiedDiplodocus
12 Oct 2026
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"Ours is not to question why; ours is not to let 'em die."
Hawkeye has the ability to raise the dead. It's not a pleasant process, but then again, none of this is exactly fun.
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04 Oct 2026
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Hawkeye lays a man’s dress shirt out on the bed, and a pair of nicely-made black pants. “They won’t fit you well,” he says apologetically.
Margaret Houlihan is an officer and a gentleman; and anyway, this is all Hawkeye's fault.
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(First season.) They're all this crazy because it's the only way to stay sane. The 4077th as seen through the eyes of a terrified new recruit.
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25 Sep 2026