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    Shane is a sex worker who reviews his clients on a website called Oh No, Shane Fucking Writes

    At Ilya’s office, everybody knows OhNSFW. It’s practically a mandatory morning read.

    What they don’t know is that Ilya booked a session with Shane about three weeks ago. Tonight, he finally gets to meet him in person.

    And he can hardly fucking wait to read his review.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    Following an afternoon of sex and tuna melts, Shane goes searching for the explicit rules of what being 'friends with benefits' entails. In his humble opinion, they're nailing it.

    Once friendship is on the table, Shane reconsiders the usefulness and immutability of the public rivalry narrative. Surely the NHL can make just as much money from a bromance as it can from a rivalry?

    A missed call from J.J., a dinner at All-Stars, and an ill-considered mad dash to the airport send Shane's season in a very different direction to the disciplined three-peat he'd been planning back in October.


    "This rivalry thing: it was everyone else who said we hated each other off the ice. There’s no rule that says we have to keep doing that forever.” Shane stared outside, past the blinding billboards and down at the streets below. “It was nice. Hanging out, last time.”

    He knew what it looked like when Rozanov shut down, when he closed himself off and pushed the world away. He’d finish the conversation abruptly, curt, clipped, and retreat. So Shane knew he’d won when Rozanov finally answered with: “Are we six years old, Hollander? Asking if I want to play in sandbox with you?"

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    12 Sep 2026

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    After the tuna meltdown, they never really get the chance to get back together, only watching each other’s lives from a distance, occasionally reaching out through texts, pretending it’s enough.

    Until one day, Shane receives a package at his doorstep.
    It’s a book. It’s Ilya Rozanov’s memoir.

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    12 Sep 2026

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    Nobody has told Shane the wanting would be the easy part. It hadn’t felt easy at the time, not when he’d spent a semester wanting to wring Ilya’s neck and then kiss it better.

    Sequel to things she left behind: go read that first :)

    After graduation looms and the NHL draft draws closer, Shane and Ilya learn to build a relationship in the quiet spaces between hockey games, photographs, and all the things they still can't say out loud.

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    12 Sep 2026

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    Despite the *obvious* interest on both their parts (standing naked under a shower makes it hard to hide certain feelings) Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov don’t hook up after the CCM shoot. A few years later, when they’re both Captains of their respective teams, Ilya comes out as bisexual. Shane immediately makes his move to lock down the boy he’s had a crush on all this time, before it’s too late. After a surprise at a post-game press conference and a challenge from the Raiders, Shane has to convince Ilya he is serious about having a real relationship in front of professional hockey and the entire internet. Will it work? There’s only one way to find out!

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    06 Sep 2026