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whether i’m gonna flip you off or pull you into the closet, i haven’t decided yet by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Oct 2024
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HR Case File #1713C
Compiled by Lan XichenNote: Upon receipt of an anonymous complaint, I have compiled and examined the following documents to determine whether any company policies on workplace relationships have been violated, and the results are inconclusive.
Subject: Concerning Dress Code Violation
Wei Wuxian,
Multiple employees have raised a concern with your attire today. Please be advised that T-shirts are not in line with our employee dress code. In particular, a T-shirt that says “Freak in the Spreadsheets” is not appropriate. I am attaching a copy of our dress code policy to this email. Read it carefully and ensure your clothing is in compliance going forward.
Regards,
Lan Wangji
Director of Human ResourcesOR: life is tough for a new employee and an hr director who just can't see eye to eye
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10 Sep 2026
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dear reader, if it feels like a trap, you’re already in one by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Mar 2025
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Jiang Yanli: A-Xian, I think you should give Lan Wangji a chance! Opposites attract, right?
Jiang Cheng: An IRS agent and a tax evader is not exactly Romeo and Juliet
Jiang Yanli: It’s better! No one needs to die!
Wei Wuxian: i’d rather die than pay more taxes
Jiang Yanli: ???
Wei Wuxian: i’m like 60% joking
Wei Wuxian: maybe if he falls in love with me he’ll give me tips on how to evade more taxes in futureOR: the great romantic saga of tax collector!lwj and tax evader!wwx
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09 Sep 2026
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best laid plans by isabilightwood
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2024
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Lan Zhan is counting on Wei Ying to forget their anniversary -- he has plans involving the classic lingerie and trench coat and getting thoroughly fucked by his boyfriend. He isn't counting on a surprise visit from Wei Ying's friend and ex-girlfriend Luo Qingyang, or on getting dragged around town in his improper ensemble when Wei Ying's empathy-based magic insists he play matchmaker.
The best laid plans always go awry when Wei Ying is involved, but he'll more than make it up to Lan Zhan before their first anniversary is through.
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- Part 2 of final roasting grounds
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06 Sep 2026
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something wicked by isabilightwood
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Oct 2022
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“Fuck,” Wei Ying declared, and sat down on the sheet music-patterned rug. Wishing he had a pillow to scream into, Wei Ying let himself panic for a count of ten, and asked, “How are you a rabbit?”
Lan Zhan was a very cute rabbit, perfectly lap sized, pure white with short, fluffy fur and upright ears that twitched at the sound of his voice.
But – and Wei Ying could not emphasize this enough – his best friend was a rabbit.
Wei Ying runs a magical coffee shop where he helps the living work out their problems and makes coffee for ghosts. So when his best friend is turned into a bunny with a curse that can only be broken by True Love's Kiss, he tries to help Lan Zhan find The One. This would be so much easier if Wei Ying wasn't in love with him.
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- Part 1 of final roasting grounds
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06 Sep 2026
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Caviar by ariskamalt
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jun 2020
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Wei Wuxian comes into season for his first mating swim.
Lan Wangji has been waiting for this day.
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- Part 1 of they're fucking fish
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04 Sep 2026