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    Compromising pictures surface after Ilya Rozanov’s phone is hacked. Determined not to let his Russian situationship face the fall-out of getting outed, Shane Hollander comes out, starts Twitter fights, and commits to acting unhinged on main, enlisting the help of a few trusted allies.
    His objective? To become the bigger news story so as to draw attention away from Rozanov, in an insane bid to distract Russia from coming for his... whatever they are to each other.
    Whoever said you can’t singlehandedly change an entire narrative has clearly never met Shane Hollander.

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    05 Sep 2026

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    “You are my favorite, you know this?” as he pushed a strand of hair out of Shane's forehead.

    “What?” Shane said, his mind still hazy at the edges.

    “My favorite. I tell everyone. Jane. My favorite girl. My special girl.”

     

    4:23 AM: @j._monamour posted a new story.
    [img: Rumpled white sheets, in the interior of Ilya Rozanov's home, Boston]
    [tagged: @ilyarozanov81]

     

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    Shane starts a secret instagram account and quickly becomes well known as Rozanov's favorite girl. They're both too stubborn to let anyone else have the other.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    What if the video never leaked and their relationship was still a secret when Shane joined the Ottawa Centaurs? The team wait in anticipation for Rozanov's reaction to his career-long rival joining their team... but wait a minute, they're jumping into each other's arms, giggling like a couple of schoolgirls?

     

    Aka 5 times Ilya and Shane’s 'friendship' seems really gay and the 1 time everyone realises it’s been actually gay the whole time.

     

    Cue the Ottawa Centaurs being absolutely clueless, the Montreal Metros mourning the loss of their best player, and the Centaur WAG's (+Harris) being absolutely done with their ignorant partners.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    LaPointe: omg lol can you imagine

    LaPointe: luca brings his mystery man along next week for the hard launch

    LaPointe: and it’s cliff fucking marleau

    LaPointe: now that would really be a hollander/rozanov manoeuvre lmao    

    Crack/Texting fic. Cliff Marleau is dating Luca Haas. Ilya has some feelings about it.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    Shane is aware that he is an absolute mess, with hands trembling and shoulders shaking. His breaths are coming in short bursts, quicker than he is able to control them.

    The confession sits like an elephant between them, and yet, Ilya hasn’t moved, tracing soothing circles between Shane’s shoulder blades.

    “Sweetheart.” His husband’s voice is steady, soothing. “You need to breathe for me, okay? This isn’t good for you.”

    OR, after a night out with J.J. and Hayden, Shane wakes up, certain that he has cheated on Ilya. (Spoiler alert: he hasn’t)

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    03 Sep 2026

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    “He wants doll brushes because he’s seen the girls at the park brushing their plushies with them. Their dolls too, obviously. But he wants to brush that pelt you brought him-”

    David sets his crossword book down, giving Yuna his full attention.

    “What?”

    “The pelt of fur? Looks like a wolf, or maybe one of those big cats?” Yuna says, waving her hand dismissively. “Either way, I don’t think doll brushes are the right choice. We can look into getting him a set of actual grooming tools, he needs to learn that the right tools for the right job are an important-”

    “Yuna. Sweetheart.” David interrupts. “I did not buy our son a piece of dead animal as a souvenir from Russia.”

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    Ilya loses something important at the airport; years later, Shane gives it back to him.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.

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    Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.

    *SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Cliff slowly eases the phone out of Ilya's sleeping hand. He answers, putting the call on loudspeaker.
    'Rozanov. Thank fuck. I know you probably don't want to hear from me. But I was just fucking mugged. I don't know where the fuck I am. And my phone is going to die. Can you-'
    'Is that Shane fucking Hollander?!' Brad yells.
    There's a long pause before Shane speaks again. 'I'm in fucking hell.'

    ***
    With Ilya indisposed, the Raiders rescue Shane from a terrible night in Boston.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Eventual Spoilers for The Long Game.

    When Ilya's brother and sister in law are killed, he becomes the guardian of his niece, Irina. How will our favorite couple and their extended communities adapt to their new lives?

    This story is complete and fully posted. It has a happy ending and no AI!

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    29 Aug 2026

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    Ottawa, 2010.

    Canada wins the championship, and Shane slips away from the overwhelming celebration for some peace and quiet. 

    Russia loses, and Ilya runs from his father’s furious disappointment to have a panic attack in the stairwell. 

    Neither boy is really looking for company, but for a tentative few hours in the middle of the night, they find solace, acceptance and a first kiss, first time prelude to something heated and risky in each other’s arms. 

    ****

    Ilya leaned in with lips pursed and Shane jerked away, “Whoa! What the hell are you doing?” 

    “You do not want kiss?” Ilya frowned. “You stare at my mouth all night, same as after draft. I thought you wanted kiss.” 

    “No.” Shane’s eyes were wide. “That’s insane.” 

    “Okay.” Ilya stood up, hiding how bad the rejection hurt. “I misunderstand. Sorry. Do not worry, I will not say anything about–” 

    “Wait.” Shane’s grabbed Rozanov’s arm at the last second, gathering all his courage, “Y-yes.” 

    “Yes.” Ilya repeated. “What is yes?” 

    “I mean yes.” Shane pulled him back in slowly, carefully, his heart racing. “Kiss me?”

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    29 Aug 2026

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    When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.

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    29 Aug 2026

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    The woman on television delivers matter-of-fact statements about the accident in a smooth monotone while multiple video perspectives play across the screen, gathered from a multitude of news outlets and social media posts:

    "Montreal Captain and proud member of the Hockey for Hope Charity League, Shane Hollander, was violently attacked this afternoon during a League team meet-and-greet. The attacker is described as a masked man of average height and weight, driving a dark four-door sedan with New Jersey plates..."

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    Shane is assaulted by an obsessive fan after a charity game and briefly hospitalized. Rumors fly that Ilya hired the attacker to take Shane off the ice and rig the playoffs. Bound and determined to protect his boyfriend's reputation as a sportsman (and tired of being forced apart during medical emergencies), Shane rallies the troops for a chaotic coming out statement.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    2022
    Ilya Rozanov dies on a Tuesday. Shane spends five years mourning him.

    2027
    Ilya Rozanov returns on a Tuesday (he thinks). Shane is on his way - just hold on a little longer.

    In the wake of the Blip, half of Earth's population dies. One of them is Ilya Rozanov. Shane Hollander grieves him for five years. When Ilya returns, he's pretty sure Shane has moved on. Shane is just trying to get back to his husband, and if he has to rent a dodgy motorbike to do it, he will. Nothing's going to keep him from Ilya.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is many things—a pain in Shane Hollander’s ass, hockey’s biggest playboy, a better chirper in his second language than most people are in their first, the only player who can challenge Shane for the title of “best of his generation.” But when Shane and Ilya get stuck next to each other on a long-delayed flight to the MLH Awards, Shane realizes something else about him: Ilya Rozanov is hot.

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    Shane and Ilya never hooked up at the CCM shoot. Seven years later, they end up on the same flight from New York City to Las Vegas.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    Kip is hit by a drunk driver. Scott has flashbacks while trying to get to his bedside.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    “Olesya.”
    “Oh-lee-syah,” Shane repeated slowly, making sure he pronounced it right. “What… what are you going to do?”
    “I don’t know,” Ilya said, resting his head in his hand. “I don’t fucking know.”
    Shane’s voice was steady. “What can I do?”
    How long had it been since someone offered to help Ilya? He took care of his family, carried his brother’s financial burdens, tended his own injuries, paid his way through life without aid. The question, softly spoken and rich with genuine intent, was enough to bring tears to his eyes. Could he really trust it? Could he ask someone for help?
    For once, he wanted to try.

    OR: Ilya is left with sudden custody of Alexei's daughter and calls Shane to help.

    (Set just before the cottage.)

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    26 Aug 2026

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    25 Aug 2026

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    “I know not here. Fuck, we’re probably cursed to never hooking up, but that’s not what I’m asking right now. Are you okay Rozanov?”
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    Every hookup is thwarted, and the boys get to know each other.
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    24 Aug 2026

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    “Go?” Rozanov repeats, and Shane thinks he manages to nod, thinks he manages to spin some kind of excuse that he knows Rozanov doesn’t really buy, but he needs to go. He needs to get out of here. He needs to find somewhere quiet and calm where he can ride out this panic and painful tightness until he can catch his breath again. He needs-

    He needs to go.

    “I’m sorry,” he says, turning heel and resisting the urge to just book it right for the front door only because he’d rather not have to explain to Hayden why he returned from a hookup with Boston Lily in men’s clothes that he certainly didn’t leave in.

    It’s not until he makes it halfway up the stairs to Rozanov’s bedroom that it occurs to him in a cold rush that it isn’t just anxiety that makes it this hard to breathe.

    “No,” he tells himself firmly, white knuckling the bannister and trying to take a deep breath just to prove that he can.

    It wheezes.

    (how the tuna meltdown is averted through the power of food allergies and anaphylaxis)

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    24 Aug 2026

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