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    Where Food is Best by

    Fandoms: Naruto  

    15 Jun 2026

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    When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.

    "Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."

    Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.

    Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.

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    09 Sep 2026

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    Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach: Overtime DLC by

    Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's  

    04 Feb 2023

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    It's Maintenance Night at the Pizzaplex, and not just any ordinary night. For those who lurk beneath the mall, it is the night. Once upon a time, a young boy got trapped inside and fought to survive. In another, there's a... glitch. Of sorts.

    You're scheduled on Maintenance Night. No one but Vanessa usually works those nights, but you don't really question the Fazbear execs. At least, not anymore. They're kind of dicks. So, you show up for work, only to notice something unusual happening, and only one chance to make it out alive.

    How will you handle the events of that night? Will you have to fight your way out, or can you solve the mystery and save your friends?

    You certainly don't get paid enough for this shit.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    You Know You Have a Permanent Piece of My Medium-Sized American Heart by for iamtheenemy (Steph)

    Fandoms: The Martian (2015)  

    19 Dec 2015

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    “Hey Hermes!” The ambient suspicion level in the Rec ratcheted up significantly. Kapoor was disturbingly cheerful. “We’ve sent you some mission updates in the data dump, but Mitch and I wanted to personally let you know—” Mitch visibly rolled his eyes in the background. “—That thanks to some…strong suggestions from the White House, and on Annie and Director Sanders’ recommendation, we’ve started releasing Watney’s Mars logs to the public.”

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    04 Jul 2026

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    A Better Galaxy by

    Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types

    28 Mar 2022

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    A series of connected oneshots all leading up to, playing during or after my main story Light in the Hall.

    Canon Divergence: Most of this this was written pre-season 7 of TCW and the season 5 finale as well as everything after it was changed.

    I kind of merged the story in a certain way to connect it to Revenge of the Sith which means: Palps already appointed Anakin as his personal representative on the Jedi Council in season 5, but Anakin didn't throw a tantrum when he stayed a Knight because he knew, once Ahsoka, who didn't leave, reaches Knighthood, he'd become a Jedi Master anyways.

    And while the whole business with Fives was going on, Obi-Wan was sent to Utapau, Aayla to Felucia etc., so Order 66 was averted and Palpatine killed in early season 6.

    More canon events changed: No Anidala, no Ahsoka leaving, Obi-Wan has a new padawan at the same time Ahsoka is Anakin's, Barriss isn't evil, Fives lives, Waxer lives and more.

    Features Anakin having a good relationship with the Jedi and the Order (later + clones) as the Found Family trope. Extensive Jedi & clones friendship, fluff and love.

    Happy ending is guaranteed!

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    29 May 2026

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    An Eye For Quality by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    14 Jun 2013

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    Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).

    Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.

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    26 May 2026