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    Ilya does not plan to warn Shane because as much as this is about providing a weird, but thoughtful, gesture, he is also doing this to mess with Shane.

    No heads up, just a box showing up at his door addressed to Jane [NoLastName] from Lily <3.

    Ilya waits, follows his routine and Shane's calendar, and tries not to give anything away. The date of delivery was listed as five days after purchase, but Ilya gets a text three days after that sends him into a fit of giggles.

    My Jane: What the hell is this?
     

    or a 5+1 crack fic

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    08 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    Before he can force out another word, the double doors at the back of the church burst open. The sound cracks through the silence, wood striking hard against the walls. Shane whips his head around along with everyone else, his grip on Rose's hand going slack.

    He stares, completely dumbfounded.

    Ilya Rozanov stands in the open doorway, windswept and disheveled, his golden curls in complete disarray. His shirt is wrinkled and partially untucked, his chest heaving as if he's run ten miles without a break. A woman stands beside him looking just as breathless, one hand braced against the doorframe while she fights to pull air into her lungs.

    Ilya's wild gaze searches the church before landing on Shane.

    "Stop the wedding!" he shouts.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    The man doesn’t look phased. On the contrary, he’s acting like it’s completely normal to talk about sex with a stranger.

    “Well, my wife wants me to…” David hesitates, but what damage could it do? Tomorrow, he’ll be on a plane back to Ottawa and he’ll never see this man again. “She wants me to try being more dominant.”

    The Russian grins. “Oh, you have met the right person.”

    Or: In 2014, David and Ilya become friends and start swapping sex advice. It's too bad they don't recognize each other.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    “Shane. Are you fucking telling me-” Rose stabs her phone case with her nail, lowering her voice to a harsh whisper. “Are you fucking telling me that you slept with Bad fucking Bunny?”

    “Well, he wasn’t Bad Bunny when I fucking slept with him, okay?!”

    Or: the one where Shane finds out he slept with Bad Bunny in 2016 before the infamous Tuna Melt Incident after Ilya purchases tickets to his tour as a surprise anniversary gift.

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    07 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Dla mojego Sercełka. Widzisz, napisałam Ci wreszcie coś o lesbijkach. <3

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    05 Sep 2026