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Mist to Veil the Roads by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
Fandoms: Vampyr (Video Game)
10 Aug 2026
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Flu cases are down, Skal plague nearly gone, and Geoffrey McCullum has never had more problems. Creating an exception, cooperating with a leech, if only to save London, may tear apart Priwen as the epidemic never could.
Flu cases are down, the Blood of Hate is vanquished for now, and Jonathan Reid has barely any fewer responsibilities. He has his family and old friend to care for, and his patients, and his new progeny, and his project to cure Elisabeth Ashbury.
When McCullum is attacked and wounded steps from the Pembroke Hospital on a trip to make peace with the Brotherhood of Saint Paul's Stole--by a human--it becomes clear they have more worries still, and they need each other still. But pulling the thread will simply reveal a tangle of plots and schemes, by dangerous mortals and immortals grasping for control in London's secret societies and streets by night, with no clear way out.
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- Part 1 of Mist and Fog
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The Hold of Heroes by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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Hidden out of space and time, but still a part of the Lands Between, is the Roundtable Hold, the so-called Hold of Heroes, the Manor of Champions. A fellowship of those seeking to claim the Elden Ring. The closest thing to a home the Tarnished have.
Roderika never should have reached it. Exiled in all but name, abandoned in a strange land, the only survivor of her ill-starred party, and without a trace of Grace, she should have perished in a shack when Godrick's Tarnished-hunters caught up with her. Instead, a party of Tarnished girls her own age find her and readily give the thing most scarce in their broken land: kindness. They bring her to a strange refuge outside of reality, lead by Knight that Hears-All and a Lady that sees them, a grumpy chained and cursed Misbegotten blacksmith, and many other strange and abandoned folk.
They are not the Lands Between's idea of heroes. But that will not deter them.
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I Saw You Smile by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
Fandoms: Vampyr (Video Game)
15 Mar 2024
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Four unwitting looks at Jonathan Reid and Geoffrey McCullum's relationship, and one from within just between them.
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All You Need are a Pair of Bullet-Proof Cuffs by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
Fandoms: Sniper Elite (Video Games)
09 Mar 2024
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Sofia has most certainly heard of American superhero comic books, and knows the local scroungers and smugglers charge breath-taking prices for them. But she's never read one. Until Karl gives her a gift. (Zombie Army Trilogy and Sniper Elite 4 AU)
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Mother Bird by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
09 Mar 2024
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Malenia was awoken from nightmares and charmed slumber by a nearly-grown daughter, dying from their shared affliction, and a Tarnished who'd followed her. A month and a rebirth ritual later, she is woken again by her daughter in better circumstances, but her mind is disquiet. Fear and despair are the Rot's greatest weapons, and she cannot afford to fail again.
But Millicent is perhaps the one good thing all the sorrow and horror of Caelid and her First Bloom led to, and while her return has not returned Malenia's pride as the undefeated swordswoman, it may have given her something stronger.
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In the foggy realm of London's underworld, after the Blood of Hate abated, a Hunter and a Vampire-Doctor find themselves bound to common purpose once more, to protect the city from mortal and immortal threats in the aftermath of the Great Hunt.
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To Make Flowers Grow (In This Barren Heart) by KakushiMiko, SoldiersShield
Fandoms: The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Jun 2018
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“You hide yourself away in your technology, but you are just as human as the rest of them. Your heart betrays your desire to possess.” Her gaze falls to the arc reactor, and Tony's blood runs cold in his veins.
“The Earth will reclaim what we have lost,” she says, dragging a hand over the chestplate of the armor. “It is you, and your kind-- your greed that pulls life from the soil as if it were nothing. You will reap what you have sown, Stark. The avarice in your heart will strangle the very life out of you.” Arna meets his eyes once more, a serene smile on her face as she leans forward.
“I hope he is worth dying for,” she murmurs, before digging her hand into his ribcage.
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Bookmarked by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
19 Aug 2026
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There are simple facts about Clint, his favorite color is purple, he has a dog, and he wouldn't be an Avenger if they knew he was deaf. Such is life. Clint handles this in a classic Clint fashion: making everything worse. Oh God, somebody help him.
Also know as, 5 Times Clint Hid His Hearing Loss and 1 Time the Avengers Found out Anyway
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Bookmarked by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
31 Jul 2026
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Saturn Ascends (Comes Round Again) by ficlicious for KakushiMiko
Fandoms: Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics), Captain America (Comics), Iron Man (Comic), Avengers (Comics)
01 Jun 2017
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His skin is steaming slightly in the air, smoke rising from his fingertips in lazy, thin swirls, and over the black material of the flight suit he woke up in, right where his RT disk contours his chest, is a silver-blue Phoenix emblem spread bold and proud.
He stares at it for a long time, touches it gingerly, traces the lines. “Okay,” he says, disbelieving and incredulous. “What the fuck?”
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In which Tony Stark wakes up from his coma, becomes a Phoenix host, discovers all is not right in Star-Spangled Man Land, and decides to do something about it. Post-Hydra Cap fix it.
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Bookmarked by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
14 Jul 2026
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New Traditions by nightwalker for truthiness_aura
Fandoms: Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, The Avengers (2012), Avengers (Comic)
07 Jan 2012
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Tony's starting to think that tackling the whole teamwork thing, the sobriety thing and the holidays thing all at once might have been overly ambitious. AKA: Steve and Tony throw the first Annual Avengers Non-Denominational Winter Holiday Party.
Bookmarked by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
08 Jul 2026
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Even the Light is an Illusion by Mizzy
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (2011), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Sep 2012
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Death threats are an unfortunate side-effect of being Tony Stark, so he's learned to ignore them. The problem is, when someone really wants you dead, hiding your head in the sand just kinda exposes your ass.
But it's not just Tony's behind on the line. Whoever wants him dead wants him to suffer first, and they're willing to do anything to make that happen. Tony knows there's only one way out. To save Steve, the Avengers, and the general public, Tony has to die. Of course, death isn't always the end, and Tony does what any other self-disrespecting scientist would do: he finds a way to fake his death and avenge his own murder.
The trouble is, terrible decisions usually have a terrible price, and this one is no different. Tony has a chance to save the day, but the cost may be more than Tony was ever expecting to pay…
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Bookmarked by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
07 Jul 2026