8 Works by Clock2003
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Agnes Tachyon Fucks the Autism Out Of You (Consensually) by Clock2003
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
30 Aug 2026
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Noah has trained Agnes Tachyon for four years and dated her for ten months. Tonight, she intends to put her beautiful trainer on all fours and fuck him with every ounce of Uma power she possesses. Agnes plans to breed Noah and come generously inside him. She has caramel milk from her tits and absolutely no intention of being normal about this.
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His Majesty’s Loyal Nya-position by Clock2003
Fandoms: 21st Century CE RPF, Political RPF - Canadian 21st c., Internet & Social Media (Anthropomorphic)
24 Aug 2026
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When the Organization for Transformative Works warns Canadian fans about Bill C-34, a clowder of autistic catpeople takes its advice to contact their representatives with terrifying sincerity. Prime Minister Mark Carney and Minister Evan Solomon soon face a polite, bilingual, extensively footnoted revolt against age verification, lawful-access infrastructure, and concentrated digital regulation.
The neko protesters love Canada. That is why they expect its democracy to work.
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The River that Remembered a Wing by Clock2003
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Frozen (Disney Movies), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
24 Aug 2026
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Ahtohallan remembers everything. Sephiroth would like it to tell him whether he is a man, Cloud’s darkness, a memory that learned to hold a sword, or all three.
Elsa tells him he cannot enter. He tells her he has no quarrel with her. Sora arrives in time to realize his worst recurring problem has developed an interest in magical glaciology.
Donald is, for most of the night, a normal amount of autistic
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The Long Way To Morning by Clock2003 for DschingisKhan, QuinnEster
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
20 Aug 2026
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A trainer who has spent her whole life counting the windows finds, in an amber laboratory, a mad genius who knows the shape of hiding and a staircase out of the body she was issued, built step by honest step.
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The Khal Who Learned the Price of Bread by Clock2003
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
18 Aug 2026
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Long before Daenerys Targaryen calls him her sun and stars, Khal Drogo finds himself in Braavos and learns that horses hate cobblestones, coins make no sense, and Torrin the baker is the most infuriating man he has ever met.
Torrin the baker is a freedman who knows exactly what warlords do. Somewhere between the bread ovens and the horse yards, he and the khal become friends. Years later, when Daenerys decides to break the chains of Essos, her khal has already learned the question that comes after freedom. What does a freed person need in order to remain free?
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Agnes Tachyon Lowers My Cortisol by Clock2003
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
31 May 2026
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This is exactly what you think it sounds like.
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The Limits of Possibility Are Beyond Calculation by Clock2003 for Capspandex
Fandoms: ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
27 May 2026
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Agnes Tachyon, six foot five and chronically distractible, remembers at 4:47 PM that her eighteen-month anniversary with Rice Shower is tonight at seven. Across campus, Rice is preparing for the third scenario, the one she keeps in the dark place at the back of her mind. Agnes's trainer Noah is going to spend the evening trying not to set anything on fire, including himself.
Three first-person POVs. One anniversary. Midnight pizza contingency plan. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
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Know Your Customer: A Mildly Erotic Satirical Analysis of the Death of a Free Internet by Clock2003 for Capspandex
Fandoms: Politics RPF, big tech rpf
27 Mar 2026
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After the double rulings against Meta, and the one ruling against Google, two of Big Tech's biggest enemies decide to get coffee to celebrate, and also maybe get it on a bit, lmao. Jonathan Haidt orders a moral panic americano from a coffee shop, while Senator Marsha Blackburn walks in with the energy of a woman who has personally decided the internet has had enough fun. Mark Zuckerberg is trying to look human and failing. Sam Altman is trying to look inevitable. Nobody is prepared for the erotic power of the phrase “know your customer.”