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A series of short fics in the Poetsverse, snapshots of moments in Achilles and Patroclus' relationship.
Specific kinks and TWs listed before each chapter.
1- Patroclus gets an STD; Achilles feels left out.
2- Achilles isn't a fan of watersports; Patroclus doesn't care.
3- Achilles begs for rescue from Zagreus' torment. Patroclus is not inclined to help.
4- Achilles gets punched as a reward.
5- Achilles faces consequences for all that dry fucking they do.
6- Patroclus fists Achilles.
7- Zagreus tortures Achilles with orgasms
8- Achilles pees sitting down for the first time.
9- Why Patroclus enjoys domming.
10- Achilles serves Patroclus in the shower.Series
- Part 13 of As the poets say
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If there was another way to defeat Chronos- a better way, a FASTER way- she would never forgive herself for not pursing it.
Not if she could somehow save her family sooner.
So, she was going to peer into the many threads of the future, and find the right one to pull to unravel Chronos’ reign.
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Melinoe takes a look into a possible future for her and Chronos- and is shocked at what she finds.
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The hall rang with pained moans and excited grunts. Even the words of the gathered men were distorted into animal squeals of lust and brutal delight, like a gathering of wild swine savaging some unfortunate beast.
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Unable to capture Penelope, the suitors take their lust and frustration out on Odysseus and Telemachus in an orgy of pain and humiliation.
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“Wait,” Jester panted. “Wait wait wait, hold on, why miss me? What are you doing?!”
“I’m eating you, of course,” said Sunshine, like it was obvious.
Jester’s eyes bulged. “What?! No!”
“Sorry, I just can’t resist it.” A light shudder went through Sunshine’s body. “Not anymore.”
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Abdul's commitment to be absolutely professional with Lucky is tested when he finds out he's been using his mounting block for its intended purpose.
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- Part 2 of Centaur grooming
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The phones went dead on July 1st. The Army came on the 6th. By the 9th, the dead were getting back up.
Gary Hutchins has a wife, two kids, and a truck. What he doesn't have is a plan that survives first contact. Press Play follows his family and the soldiers losing their chain of command and the civilians who never had one as the exclusion zone collapses and the world outside it starts to sound the same.
It's about the weight people carry when the only option is forward — and a seven-year-old who presses play on an empty tape because the sound of nothing is better than the silence.
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- Part 1 of Press Play
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12 Sep 2026
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For Mother Knows Best by Anonymous
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, The Odyssey - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
04 Apr 2026
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Penelope has faced many challenges since her Odysseus’ departure. The suitors are impatient and her weaving will no longer suffice their patience, she’s the lone Queen of Ithaca with no support of a King to aid her decisions.
But it isn’t all bad. She has her son, who has grown to be such a strong, handsome, and clever Prince. And he loves her and protects her with all his heart.
Surely he wants her too. Surely he’s hers.
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03 Sep 2026
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Just want you by Umadorironnaw123
Fandoms: HOMER - Works, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
06 Nov 2025
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Tele and Penny cuddle for a hot sec, Tele eats her out, then they cuddle again. That’s the fic (also emotions)
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30 Aug 2026
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As Grapes Before Tantalus by hobbitdragon for TisStrangerEerierAndPreposterousUsername
Fandoms: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
28 Aug 2026
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Jonathan Harker has no notion that he has been sent to the Count to become his wife. Thankfully, it turns out that Dracula is just as eager to receive a husband.
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30 Aug 2026
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Things Eddie Brock flirts with on a regular basis: death, insanity, his ex, his ex’s new boyfriend, and also the alien symbiote that lives inside his body. Not bad for a loser with no game, really.
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- Part 1 of drawn into something
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29 Aug 2026