ColieDuck
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sick love, you're what I dream of by ColieDuck
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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Mydei is your average superfan: he runs the hourly_phainon twitter account, he has a lovingly put togther ita bag, and he goes to every show he can afford.
Phainon is your average idol: cute, charming, and earnestly wishing to reach new heights with the support of his fanbase.
All is exactly as it seems.
Phaidei Week Day 2: Celebrity + Monster
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seek forgiveness, not permission by ColieDuck
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Aug 2025
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"Wait," Stelle is unable to stop herself from calling out. "I know what this is, actually."
"Oh, really?" Rather than be disappointed that his discovery is not unique, Phainon doesn't look deterred in the slightest.
Gravely, she lifts her gaze to the bright pools of blue in front of her.
"Phainon, that is a sex toy."
It's a tale as old as time: one yearning guy with the weight of the world on his shoulders unwittingly comes into possession of an enchanted sex toy which is connected to the object of said yearning, and repressed horny desires are unleashed.
Hm, it's not a classic story? Okay, Phainon will explain.
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you're not that special, I'm just playing the game by ColieDuck
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Jun 2025
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Navia plucks the phone out of Scaramouche's hand, lifting her sunglasses to perch on the top of her head so she can better see the sorry state of his midterm grade. She turns her head to look at Scaramouche sidelong, a grave certainty in her big blue eyes.
"Scara, you need to seduce that TA who hates you."
In which Scaramouche is failing his elective, and Childe is both the cause and his last hope to save his grade.
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Phainon is an idol without flaw. Touring the world, selling out shows, working at the very top of his game. What could such a person ever want for?
Mydei is a concert guitarist who is offered the most unexpected job offer of his life: join the next leg of Phainon's tour.
Well, he might as well see what all the fuss is about, right?
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Kremnos' Private Roughstock Event by Blendi (lilblendi)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Sep 2026
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Mydei was one of Kremnos' most respectable cowboys: resilient, dutiful and always ready to lend a helping hand. That was precisely the reason why he immediately went to the rescue after getting a distressed call from his young neighbors having trouble with their new unruly bull.
What he didn't expect was for this event to lead to his peaceful ranch gaining a brand new Elysian addition.
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27 Sep 2026
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Fierce football rivals Phainon and Mydei find each other on the same side of the pitch for the first time.
It's just Mydei's luck that their first match coincides with his heat, filling him with an insatiable desire for his alpha rival's knot.
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10 Sep 2026
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Counterconditioning by hyper_rabies_enthusiast
Fandoms: The Hundred Line -Last Defense Academy- (Video Game)
29 Oct 2025
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His eyes flitted up and down the bed that Eito was splayed out on. He took up pretty much the entire thing.
“Well, you’re not exactly leaving me much space,” Takumi hissed, feeling himself becoming flustered. He couldn’t stop staring at the thin strip of exposed underwear peaking out from the waistband of his pants.
Eito laughed. “And you’re not exactly the biggest guy in the world. Come on, you can slot yourself in just fine.”
“Yeah, if you want me sleeping practically on top of you.”
Takumi knew he was in danger the instant he said it. They both went quiet.
A small bed on a cold night urges a pair of traitors to get a little more intimate.
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21 Aug 2026
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Before anyone can speak, Cipher eagerly chirps, “Mydei fucked your new assistant.”
“When?” Hyacine raises her eyebrows, whipping her head to look at Mydei.
He opens his mouth, rubbing his forehead, “In the chair.”
“The chair that… the chair,” she ominously trails off, “He’s never done that before…” Her voice is almost ghoulish with how audibly horrified she seems at the mere concept, and Mydei cringes.
“And he won’t ever again, considering he’s texting Mydei right now,” Cipher doesn’t miss a beat as Mydei’s phone buzzes again, “Hyacine, you might as well change your career path to become a matchmaker.”
OR: Phainon is the new hire at Mydei's dentistry and they fuck in the chair (an excessive amount).
Series
- Part 1 of all of my anonymous PhaiDei fics
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07 Jul 2026
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Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Marastricken
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Mar 2026
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Mydei gets way more than he bargained for during a late night booty call with the virgin* geek he has a crush on.
* (Or so he thinks)
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16 Mar 2026