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[Podfic] A Spacer's Guide to Xenovarmints by CollectedNoun for hafnia
Fandoms: Original Work
02 Jul 2026
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Maintenance Track was for the washouts, was the unofficial line. The burnouts and kids who couldn’t make it elsewhere. If you didn’t give a fuck about getting off the station, you ended up as a maintenance tech, learning from Jeb and the old useless Joy McClain holos, fucking around on inbound starships and doing basic cleaning and exterminator work. It didn't require much in the way of effort, and didn't have many prospects.
I knew all of that. I also knew it paid okay, didn’t require apprenticeship or worse, college, had ample free time, and kept you stationside. Considering I yarfed every time I entered zero-g, that was just fine by me.
Podfic of A Spacer's Guide to Xenovarmints by hafnia.
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[Podfic] Many Valuable Things by CollectedNoun for septemberbells
Fandoms: Into the Woods - Sondheim/Lapine
02 Jul 2026
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Once upon a time, in a far-off kingdom, in a little village by the woods, there lived a little girl and her mother. The little girl, Little Red loved to play out among the primroses and the peonies, singing her favorite nursery rhymes and braiding the tall meadow grasses into small clumps and crowns that she brought her mother as gifts.
Podfic of Many Valuable Things by septemberbells.
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- English
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- 62
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[Podfic] A Needful Gift by CollectedNoun for septemberbells
Fandoms: Into the Woods - Sondheim/Lapine
02 Jul 2026
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Cinderella settles herself into the Baker's home as if she's always belonged there. Of course, they don't have a roof, and there's debris everywhere, but she, Little Red, and Jack bed down on the dusty remnants of floor and the Baker manages to sleep sitting up against what used to be a sofa, his child clutched tight in his arms.
Podfic of A Needful Gift by septemberbells.
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- English
- Words:
- 3
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- 1/1
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Her adventure in the grass, from grown to kitten!
Podfic of Grown to Kitten by septemberbells.
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- English
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- 13
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- 1
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[Podfic] Gwendolyn's Forest by CollectedNoun for PorcupineGirl
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Jun 2026
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Statement of Gwendolyn Roberts regarding her purchase of a Leitner during a road trip and the death of her fiance Greg McEwan.
Podfic of Gwendolyn's Forest .
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Party Line Track 1 by cheesecake3, CollectedNotes (CollectedNoun), esbielle, horchatapods, J0305, nonplussed, nonplussed filks (nonplussed), nonplussed podfics (nonplussed), Nymphie_Wolf, Pods and Filks by (SerenaEW), with (cheesecake3), written by (horchatapods), written by (legonerd)
Fandom Fandom - Fandom, Original Work, Voiceteam - Fandom
03 Mar 2026
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my podfics by CollectedNoun
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Batman - All Media Types, Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dream SMP, Original Work, Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare, The Last Unicorn - Peter S. Beagle, The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
23 Jul 2025
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