CoupleBeersIn



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  1. Summary

    Come along with me as I create a series of stories to fill out my bingo card for DeadDoveSummer2026.

    Stories will range from light, medium, to dark as I fill in prompts. Each story is not connected to the other, they are all considered separate universes.

    Check out more stories from other participating Authors here - https://archiveofourown.org/collections/DeadDoveSummer

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    Come join Optimus and his Friends on Witwicky Farm!🐄🩷

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    In a show of indulgence, Megatron allows his Autobot consort to stretch his pedes by means of escape. Picking him up is half the fun, after all.

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    24 Oct 2026

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    13 chapters, one day. I could not put this down oh my gosh. I'm excited to see the ending, no matter how much it's going to hurt. 💖

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    Prowl’s doorwings flicked up. His Tac-Unit had clocked them miles back. Rumors spoke of Barbarians wandering the wastes, feral mecha lying in wait to raid unsuspecting travelers and make off with mecha to ravage as war prizes. But Prowl put no stock in baseless rumors. He was here to complete his mission and he'd do it well regardless of any Bandits' sad attempts at trying to get the jump on him.

    The Constructicons come across another supply transport ripe for the picking after Scavenger picks up a lovely scent, only to find that their target's more prepared compared to the usual easy Citymecha. That was fine. Scrapper always loved a challenge.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    Love me some good chase across the desert scenarios. The way the author writes the structies itches my brain just right. 💖

  3. Rec 7

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    Prowl is pursuing yet another extremely morally reprehensible scheme for the sake of the greater good™️.

    Rattrap has been roped into caretaking this secret project of Prowl’s, and part of the payment to do so is for his own selfish benefit.

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    18 Sep 2026

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    This world needs more Prowl/Rattrap. The way the author wrote these two gave me such feelings. I'm a literal feral now lol. Just the way Prowl have no shits and and the position reversals, yum. 💖🙏

  4. Rec 3

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    Thanks to his own selfishness and stubborn pride, Starscream gets relegated to the cuck-chair. Or, in this case, the cuck-jacuzzi.

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    23 Sep 2026

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    Cuck-jacuzzi my beloved 😂

  5. Rec 38

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    Prowl encounters Scrapper and Mixmaster unexpectedly, and just as unexpectedly finds himself charged with holding their attention for a while to prevent them from either joining a fight on the other side of Detroit or wreaking any havoc of their own.

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    22 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    TFA Contructiprowl.

    "What do you see in that guy?!"

    "He makes me laugh." 💋