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    So sue him, Stiles had a stupid habit of giving out goofy names at coffee joints.

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    ‘Name?’ He stood with his sharpie at the ready.

     

    ‘Voldemort,’ Stiles answered without missing a beat.

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    Where Stiles has his own college radio show, and the mysterious, faceless Derek is his number one fan.

    Also there's this really hot guy he keeps meeting in the library who totally hates his guts.

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    One of Stiles' favorite things about life is Derek Hale's food blog. He never expects to meet the man in person.

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    “Derek,” he says again, and the name feels very strange on his tongue. “You don’t mean Derek Hale.”

    His professor’s eyebrows reach up, eyes widening. “You read his blog?”

    "Uh. Worship. Would be a better more descriptive word. That is Derek Hale?"

    Jimmy chuckles. "Good-looking guy, huh?"

    "You mean to tell me the Food Network hasn't snatched him up to dethrone everyone else from daytime TV."

    Jimmy smiles a small private smile. "I don't think TV is his medium."

    Stiles raises an eyebrow. "Shy?"

    The man laughs heartily at that. "No, I wouldn't say that. He just has particular forms of expression, like eyebrows and chili powder."

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    12 Sep 2026

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    Learnt ASL just to be accurate 😭

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    “You don’t even know the course name?” Derek growls after the guy blushes and stutters out an answer, because, Jesus, he thought the university had standards.

    And it sounds like the course the guy is describing is his. Isn’t it just his lucky day? No breakfast and another student who doesn’t give a shit about the course material.

    This class is going to be hell – he’s calling it now.

    (Sequel/companion piece to Hemingway Can Suck It.)

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    “For those of you who just transferred into this class or simply decided that day one wasn’t important enough to attend, I’m Professor Hale. Welcome to English 346, The American Novel.”

    Stiles is pretty sure his mouth is hanging open right now and that his eyes are wide with shock, because holy fuck, he thinks he knows why his students transferred. Hell, if he was still an undergrad, he probably would have transferred, too.

    (Or: In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he's a student.)

    Note: French translation by the lovely enso-infinite now available (link inside)!

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