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“So, what?” he asked. “You think if I say something weird to Sasuke, Naruto will get jealous?”
She turned a look of long-suffering, but ultimately benevolent pity on him.
“No. I think if you do say something weird to Sasuke, you’d better call me right away so I can call Sakura so she can prepare a room at the hospital.”
Karin and Suigetsu hang out and piss each other off on purpose. As per usual.
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if my love is a victimless crime, you'd rather be bruised by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Saw (Movies)
07 Sep 2025
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“‘You’d be surprised what tools can save a life,’” Lynn quotes, like spitting out poison she’d been holding in for far too long. Like picking up a bloody revolver and aiming it back where it had come from.
Lynn doesn’t need a gun, and she knows it.
Amanda wants to cry, wants her tears to skate the cruel metal of the trap she’s never really been without. She doesn’t know if it’s out of fear or… relief.
She doesn’t let it show, either way.
(Amanda wakes up with a familiar weight on her head. Lynn is faced with a deadly choice: forgiveness, or revenge?)
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Fuck, he thought. I think this thing wants to keep me.
No sooner did he think that than the beast growled again, but that time, it was a low and almost indecent sound, somehow sounding to Joe’s ears like a promise– a terrible promise that, if fulfilled, would leave him utterly unrecognizable to anyone who had ever known him.
The horror he felt at the idea of that outcome could perhaps best be described as half-hearted.
Well, he thought, if it fucks me to death, I suppose there’s worse ways to go.
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sometimes, people say that I'm a time bomb by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Re-Animator (Movies - Combs)
06 Nov 2024
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Dan has managed to save both his fiancee and his partner in crime from certain death, but only at the cost of his own life. Unable to accept his death, Megan and Herbert plan to do the impossible– time travel, yes, but something even more unthinkable: to call a temporary truce so they can save the man they both love.
That doesn’t mean it goes according to plan, though.
(Or, the danbert fic that is actually about Meg getting revenge and also there's time travel body swap. Because I said so)
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Chemistry by CrypticPuffin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series
12 Dec 2023
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Bruce doesn't enjoy weddings.
But he might just like it if it were his own...
A twist on BTAS episode Chemistry.
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Mami just wants to understand.
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19 Sep 2026
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Bill reaches out on a very particular day.
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18 Sep 2026
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Sansûkh: The Appendices by determamfidd, jeza_red, PunsBulletsAndPointyThings, Setari, slimygreenfrog, the_dragongirl, TheSansukhEnsemble, voxmyriad
Fandom Sansukh - Fandom, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Aug 2021
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11 Sep 2026
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Sansûkh by determamfidd
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
30 Jun 2021
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From a Hobbitkink prompt:
The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.
The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin's line with bright red hair.
(Follows the story of the War of the Ring).
(Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused, Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.
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11 Sep 2026
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Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow by timeforsomethrillingheroics
Fandoms: Lost (TV 2004)
26 Jul 2023
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Sawyer doesn’t think about Jack’s mouth turning down in disgust in the morning, as he has his first cigarette of the day. He doesn’t think about it in the afternoon, lying under a tarp and sweating like a pig. He doesn’t think about it in the evening as he watches the sunset spread like a stain across the open ocean. He especially doesn’t think about it at night as he feeds log after log into the signal fire.
Jack and Sawyer's relationship through season one. Covers episodes 1.03, 1.08, 1.11, 1.16, and 1.19 with some changes to canon along the way.
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02 Sep 2026