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    In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control.

    Ch 1: Friends!
    Ch 2: …Uh, friends?
    Ch 3: Definitely not friends.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “My boyfriend thinks I’m an idiot,” Ilya says. "Well, not really but a bit, maybe.”

    “Your boyfriend?” Sandra, the queer studies professor sits down, hard.

    “Yes, he thinks it is not smart to say faggot in the locker room when you are locked in the closet and Russia has the keys.”

    Ilya had been talking about himself when he’d said it. Making a joke. Sailing a little close to the wind, sick of listening to the background hum of homophobic bullshit. But someone had been filming. The video went viral. The Raiders panicked under the terrible PR. Now he was here.

    Sent to Queer Studies 101 to appease twitter. Because he’d been cancelled. For being a homophobe. If was fucking ridiculous.

    He turns to the professor. “So, can you help me take on Putin and NHL at same time or I need more advanced class for this?”

    Plus Chapter 2 – Social media chapter. Once they've been outed, Ilya gets to demand an apology from twitter.

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander, hockey player extraordinaire, hovers in the doorway to his impressively designed but sparsely filled walk-in closet, looking at her with wide eyes like she might shoot him if he’s got the wrong things in there. If she finds any cargo shorts, she might shoot herself.

    or: shane hires a stylist.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    01 Apr 2026

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    13 Mar 2026

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    *** NOW COMPLETE ***

    **2025 Reddit Top Dramione**
    Nominated:
    Best Hogwarts Era
    Best Twist On A Trope

    What if Hermione Granger had a twin?

    In the stories they tell after the war, it’s always Coraline Granger they remember. Cora, 1/3 of the Golden Trio. Cora, The Bravest Witch of Her Age. Or Cora, the Golden Girl. Cora fought loud and brave. She had the accolades, the War Hero Status, and the friendship of Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world. But there was another sister, more intelligent and, perhaps, powerful. Hermione Granger, often overlooked in favor of her twin.

    The first Muggleborn sorted into Slytherin, she vanished into the shadows the moment the hat touched her head. She wasn’t the girl who led the charge, she was the one who rewrote the battlefield behind the scenes. With Draco Malfoy at her side and a House full of snakes behind her, Hermione did what others wouldn’t. History, however, never remembers the girl who made the hard decisions, for legends, like her sister, only live in the light.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    **This entirely Dramione HEA work is BOOK canon compliant, from the start of The Philosopher's Stone through the end of the Epilogue 19 years later in The Deathly Hallows**

    Slytherin Draco Malfoy, pureblood heir to 2 Noble & Ancient Houses in the Sacred 28, finds himself in a secret rivalry/friendship/relationship with Hermione Granger, a swotty muggle-born Gryffindor witch who's also best friends with his rival.

    From Draco's perspective beginning in first year, we see all the things Harry Potter missed-- namely that his best friend was secretly in love with his rival the entire time.

    You know WHAT happened-- but do you know HOW it happened? And for years, you've *thought* you understood how it ended. But how did it REALLY end?

     

    ✨ Top 5 in 2024 r/Dramione's Top Epic Length Fics✨
    ✨ Top 10 in 2024 r/Dramione's Top Canon Rewrites✨
    ✨ Best of 2026 Awards Standout Work r/DramioneUncensored ✨
    ✨Top 10 in Best Underrated Fic of 2026 for Reddit's DramioneUncensored✨
    ✨Top 10 in Best Hogwarts Fic of 2026 for Reddit's DramioneUncensored✨
    ✨2025 r/Dramione Top Fic, Grand Debut ✨
    ✨2025 r/Dramione Top Fic, Draco's POV ✨
    ✨2025 r/Dramione Top Fic, Intro to Dramione

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    08 Jun 2025

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    On that fateful Halloween night Bellatrix Lestrange decided to sate her bloodlust on an innocent muggleborn family. Life is never again the same for the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black. - Dramione AU

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    12 Apr 2025

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    Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

     

    Aurelian (Português)

     

    Авреліан (Українська) In Progress

     

    Aurelian (Polski) In Progress

     

    Аврелиан (Русский)

     

    Aurelian (Indonesia)

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    29 Mar 2025

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    He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with the epilogue.

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    28 Mar 2025

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    After many months of self-denial, Hermione receives an envelope of explicit photos of her and a one night stand she had four months earlier.

    She could have ignored what seeing those photos made her feel, but the vile message attached that threatened to leak the photos to the press was the catalyst to accept the truth. Hermione has a stalker.

    Her reputation had struggled in the last year, as well as some of her confidence.

    When she seek's Harry’s advice, it is sad, but honest. The ministry is in turmoil as crime is on the rise and targeted muggleborn attacks are spreading. Harry suggests hiring a private investigation firm that he's worked with in the past and Hermione reluctantly agrees.

    The P.I. handling her case is, none other than Draco Malfoy, the man in the photos from her one night stand.

    As their path takes sharper and darker turns, Hermione and Draco have to risk their own secrets coming forth to keep each other and the rest of the ones they love safe.

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    16 Mar 2025

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    When the Ministry of Magic came up with a rather brilliant solution to the population crisis - pairing up young unmarried witches and wizards with the purpose of procreation, Hermione could hardly believe it.
    She certainly didn’t imagine that the first marriage proposal she’d receive would come from none other than Draco Malfoy.
    What she’d never in a million years have dreamt was... that she’d actually accept it.

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    A marriage law story with the main focus on pregnancy and the development of their relationship through the unusual start of their life together and the baby on the way. High on domesticity, fluff and smut, low on angst and miscommunication - just enough to spice things up.

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    This is Part 1 of their story and it's from Hermione's POV.

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    11 Mar 2025

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    Unknown to her misogynistic husband, a terrified witch surrenders her new-born daughter to save her from a horrible fate. Years pass before the truth comes out.

    Now, the prodigal pure-blood is forced into an impossible situation: risk her best friends and face the wrath of her evil father – or protect herself in an arranged marriage to her most hated schoolmate.

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    17 Feb 2025

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    After the war, Draco Malfoy seeks refuge from infamy in the Muggle world. A friendly Muggle couple takes him under their wing, but there’s a problem: they are intent on setting him up with their best friend, Hermione Granger.

    Or, in which the Muggle friends Hermione Granger undoubtedly would have had will not take no for an answer.

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    06 Feb 2025

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    In third year, Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy.

    He retaliates by stealing her first kiss.

    Somehow it doesn't end there.

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    25 Jan 2025

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    25 Jan 2025

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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    04 Jan 2025

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    After laying low for five years, the war has come for them all.

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    21 Dec 2024

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    03 Dec 2024

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