CupidsFailure
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Evie doesn't think she'll ever love anyone as much as she loves Mal, except for maybe her mother. Coincidentally, she doesn't think she'll ever hate anyone as much as she hates herself, except for maybe her mother. It's all a bit complicated, really, but isn't it always?
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The one where Evie loves Mal, but not nearly as much as she hates herself, and the friends she makes in Auradon help her with both problems.
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21 Jul 2026
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"You can hate me if you want, but, sorry, I just don't have it in me to hate you back."
The relationship between aspiring popstar Tori Vega and her abrasive classmate Jade West is a little more complex than it seems on screen. This is my episode-by-episode rewrite of THE ENTIRETY OF VICTORiOUS (and maybe sam & cat shh) that attempts to flesh out the characters/narrative some more and, obviously, canonise Jade and Tori. Will be skipping any plots/scenes I have nothing to add to.
I think it's honestly a big part of the show's charm that the whole cast are just inconsiderate assholes, and want to keep as much of that energy as I can without it being too ridiculous.
This is gonna be a long 'un.
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21 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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28 Mar 2026
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Trust Me With Your Heart (I Can Fix It Too) by RidiculouslyOverObsessed
Fandoms: Pitch Perfect (Movies)
18 Apr 2025
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Bigshot trauma medic Beca Mitchell starts her new job at Barden Med with a bang, but can she and the rest of her new team survive life at the forefront of New York City’s busiest emergency department?
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- Part 1 of Barden Med
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10 Mar 2026
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After two weeks of showing up way too late for coffee and tea they barely drink, Mira and Zoey finally get the courage to talk to the quiet barista who’s been haunting their thoughts since the first visit. She’s sharp, shy, and somehow, impossible to read. But just as they start to think she’s not interested, something shifts. Maybe it’s the way she lingers when she hands over the drink. Maybe it’s the hint of a smile. Either way, this isn’t just about coffee anymore.
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28 Aug 2025